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12/31/11

Ending 2011 With Freaky Mormons Looking for Sex

2011 is quickly coming to a close, and I'd like to end my first year as a blogger with a bang.

I thought long and hard, and then couldn't think of anything.

But then...

"Bang..."

"Long and Hard...."

Why not a sex-themed post?

After hours of searching around the internet, I found myself on the 'Casual Encounters' section on Craigslist.  I found an interesting post for an LDS couple looking for another LDS couple for some swinging and swapping:


I smirked.  And laughed.  And then searched for more LDS-themed sex post.  I found these...




Surprisingly there was a lot of 'm4m' posts, especially in the Salt Lake Market.  Penises galore.

(If you want to see them, go search for yourself)

I'm ending 2011 with a new-found respect for Mormons.  Seems like they can get their freak-on too... now if only they would quit it with their "holier than thou" attitude in public...

Happy 2012, everyone!
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19 witty retorts:

Vapid Vixen said...

Well damn it all anyhow. One can only take so much Mormon bashing.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

This isn't mormon bashing!

...it's Mormons banging!

YAAAAAAYYY!!!

Autumnforest said...

Best post ever! I am glad to see that beneath the weird underwear, they still have working parts.

Adsila said...

Interesting post and explains lots about some Mormon friends of ours...hum! Happy New Year!

Dr. Heckle said...

haha, Christmas blow job... Nice.

Lady Estrogen said...

Ahhhh, the scissor straddle. Nice! And yes, it does produce positive results. Ahem.

THOSE were truly entertaining.
Thanks, hun.

Happy New Year! x

Bart said...

damn you live in a weird place. lol happy new year

D4 said...

Wait, so this is allowed? Cool. Go them.

Pickleope said...

The thought of them awkwardly rubbing their naughty bits slightly off center through their magic underwear is so freaking hot.
For you, I could think of no more blissfully appropriate a note to go out of 2011 on. Well done, sir.

Anonymous said...

Dont you have anything better to do than scanning the internet for hours to post something so stupid? Your blog posts aren't witty or sarcastic or whatever it is you are going for...unless that is a pessimistic child with no friends and absoulely has nothing to stand for. You are rude and disrespectful and your blog posts are tactless.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

I'm not always going to witty or sarcastic, but I do like to entertain...

And since I get one complaint/criticism for every 150+ comments, I think I'm doing a good job.

Sorry you feel butt-hurt. I'm not trying to make fun, I'm just trying to show that not all Mormons are stuck-up and prudish... some don't mind letting their freak-flag fly.

Vapid Vixen said...

Ugh. One thing I can't stand is people calling bloggers rude or disrespectful yet not having the balls to stand behind a name.

I grew up Mormon and every so often your posts get to me but I have the choice to simply not read them. Doesn't mean I left an obnoxious message behind the cowardice of anonymity. Perhaps I'm a little overly sensitive today. Fuck. And I'm not even PMS'ing.

Thank, Q said...

I agree w/Vapid Vixen. If you can't put a name behind your opinion, then you're worthless.

But, I do think Mormons will smother you in your sleep some day. I'm just saying.

Out of Barnes said...

I love your blog and your perspective on Mormons. This just goes to show that Mormons are human too, with flaws and weaknesses. The funny thing was how the people posting the ads on Craigslist were looking for other Mormons to do the evil deed with, as though this made it okay?

Masshole Mommy said...

WOW - I have a whole new respect for Mormons. Who knew?

A Beer for the Shower said...

Fuck that anonymous hater. Have the balls to open yourself up to appropriate Mormon ridicule, or keep your butt-hurt bitchiness to yourself.

Keep on making the chuckles, my friend. Happy New Year!

Nuker Zero said...

Bahaha.

And I used to BE Mormon. How funny.

Michael said...

Oh Anonymous... HAHAHAHA

I found this funny and SUPER entertaining. However, not being up on my mormon-ness... what's LDS stand for?

hottysabrina said...

lol nice post. the population of people who are looking for sex is now bigger than last year haha.. if you are really looking and very serious with it. i suggest to try sweet.facebook-date.com or facebook.hottysabrina.com , im one of them haha.. i love sex
follow me on twitter.com/hottysabrina

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