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12/14/11

Last-Minute Christmas Shopping? Walmart has the perfect gift for you.

I finally finished my Christmas shopping this weekend, but not before discovering a gem from Walmart.

Meet the "I am T-Pain" Microphone.  You too can auto-tune like a pro with this toy!

Like the box says, you can record and play back your voice.  It's mp3 compatible, and with a little bit of backing, you could be the next Rebecca Black!

I'm tempted to buy these for children in town, and watch parents writhe in agony.

If there is a bright side, you'll probably end up doing a duet with Lily Allen if you buy this toy... which could be a good thing, depending on whether or not you like Lily Allen...

Quick!  Buy now, while supplies last!

Oh, wait...

Walmart has a ton of them...

And they're getting kind of dusty...

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14 witty retorts:

D4 said...

Someone took dog poo, added the features of said poo to a mic and made it 10 times more expensive than it should be.

If I even get to see this thing in person, I will break something. No lie.

Workingdan said...

I will make a mad dash to Wal-mart and get one right away...in about 60 years!

Autumnforest said...

Made in China. It has to be because the factor used the same frame as a vibrator and just put in recording parts. Hopefully, they removed the vibrator, although one might get a great vibrato from it.

Adsila said...

I am running out to get one after I wash my hair, cook dinner, do laundry, pick up the dog poop, sweep and mop the floors, jog around the neighborhood, pick my nose and etc...

Sub-Radar-Mike said...

$40? wtf.... isn't there a free iPhone app that does the same thing?

klahanie said...

Gee, I wonder if you can buy that awesome gift at Asda over here in Britain? I mean, gosh darn, Walmart bought out Asda. Surely they must have that there microphone in stock.
Kids over here need to make their parents writhe in agony. Seems only fair.....

Thank, Q said...

OMG! This is my big break! I can now jump-start my rap career and make it big! All I needed was access to something to mask the fact that I have no singing talent!

Thank you, Brandon for posting this! I will make sure that I mention you in my award speech!

Platinum!

Josie said...

There's no way I would spend $40 dollars on that shit, but I have to make a confession.....while I was Christmas shopping with my husband, we spent about half an hour playing with the one that they had on display.

Melanie said...

now i know what to get myself...

Anonymous said...

hi just registered ,, tina

Zombie said...

sigh... It T-Pains me to see that this is an actual toy. lol.

Mooner's Full Of Holiday Spirits said...

Brandini. I apologize in advance, but I stopped reading when I saw that you shopped at WalMart. Shame on you. Shame and shame some more.

WalMart is everything that is wrong with our economy. They mistreat all of their workers and discriminate with abandon, they use predatory tactics to drive out small businesses and kill the jobs attached, and they are China's biggest trade partner.

I have a child who shops there and I'm tempted to disown him. Of course, same son who lives in Floriduh, so maybe it's the water. Sore subject all around.

Fuck WalMart and Rick Perry too.

LogAllot.com said...

Wow, good old walmart..always there to exploit and make a dollar. Wait I shop there! LMAO!. People will make and market anything. I am surprised they aren't marketing his underwear where the "T" is marked in the crotch area. I am so bad!! he he!

LogAllot.com said...

Wow, good old walmart..always there to exploit and make a dollar. Wait I shop there! LMAO!. People will make and market anything. I am surprised they aren't marketing his underwear where the "T" is marked in the crotch area. I am so bad!! he he!

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