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12/3/11

Religion and Sex - They Don't Mix For a Reason

Most major religions promote abstinence instead of safe sex.

A lot of people think this is because of Scripture, and the fact God doesn't want people having sex before marriage.

Well, that's not entirely true.  The priesthood promotes abstinence...


...because they don't understand how condoms work.

Maybe with a little education (and patience) we can make this a better world?
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6 witty retorts:

Lady Estrogen said...

That's hilarious ;)
It's like they are joyfully confused inside an instrument of Satan ;)

Pickleope said...

That reminds me of that scene from Naked Gun where Leslie Nielsen and that lady who married Elvis when she was an underage teen, and they roll aroudn in full-body condoms. Good times. God times.

D4 said...

They don't know how it works and yet.. they ARE condoms!

Mynx said...

Just another reason why I dont follow most major religions.

Tony Van Helsing said...

Well, they are pricks.

Electric Addict said...

loool their plastic has holes

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