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11/4/11

Freaky Friday: Stupid Penis Tricks (PLUS Audience Participation!)

A man's member is often his favorite toy.  And I'm not just talking about masturbation, we men do some weird things with our willies.

For example, have you ever heard of Puppetry of the Penis?  It's a stage act involving men turning their peckers into entertaining shapes and forms.

Moves like "The Eiffel Tower" or "The Wristwatch," or even "The Loch Ness Monster" amuse crowds around the world.  Books are even available for those wanting to learn the humorous art of 'genital origami.'

And, when you're bored, you yourself wonder if you can do these moves, or maybe invent your own...

If turning your junk doesn't sound like a good time... what about using your penis for art?

Meet Tim Patch, also known in the art world as Pricasso.  He is a painter, but what sets him apart is his, um, paintbrush.

You see, he uses his... well... I'm sure you get the idea after seeing the picture.

Tim Pricasso has painted world figures as well as average people.  He charges about $150 for a single face portrait on his website, and he does pretty good work.  He also tours around the globe, and is currently in South Africa.

Also included on his site are testimonials and a few videos of the artist doing his thing....

...with his thing....

Can you identify the three pricks in this picture?

After stumbling upon Pricasso's site, I thought "I'm no artist, but I can do this..." so I'm willing to give it a shot.

And here's where the audience participation comes in.

Technically those are FINGER paints, but close enough.
I bought the canvas.

I bought the paints.

I was born with the brush.

Now, I need a muse.

What should I paint?

...any ideas??

Please leave a comment below, and let me know what I should paint.  I'll randomly choose a winner, and will feature the painting (as well as the process) on a future Freaky Friday post.

Who wants their portrait done?  Who wants to see me paint a picture of Idaho?  A political piece, maybe Michele Bachmann devouring a corndog?  Let me know what you think.  If you win, I'll make it happen.

Just keep in mind, I'm no Pricasso.  Just an average joe with an average johnson, doing the best he can for the name of entertainment.

...aaaaand GO!
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24 witty retorts:

A Daft Scots Lass said...

I also did a post on him when I saw him at last year's Sexpo in Johannesburg. His brush looks like a piece of leather!

http://gillianhefer.blogspot.com/search?q=pricasso

I did get to ride a giant gold penis
http://gillianhefer.blogspot.com/search?q=sexpo

The Angry Lurker said...

Mount Rushmore and go.......

Mynx said...

how funny, I saw that guy perform (or maybe a copy cat) at a Sexpo I went to a year or so ago.

As to what to paint, well I struggle with that using regular tools.

Hope you checked those paints are non toxic. Wouldn't want you poisoning yourself with heavy metal

Out of Barnes said...

How about a self portrait.

Tonya the Hobo Girl said...

I have no idea what you should paint, but I look forward in seeing it once done.

My fear of being sued by the Georgia O'Keefe foundation is the only thing stopping me from painting with my vagina.

danjor21 said...

My paintbrush can only paint in 2 colors...white and yellow! Not many people get to see my work as it is usually flushed down the toilet or stowed away in some hidden body cavity!

Pickleope said...

Pricasso? I'm still laughing. So are you going to be Dick Vinci? If you're going to paint with your willy, you should start by painting your willy.

Zombie said...

Who the hell got Grandma a stripper?

Lady Estrogen said...

So... Tonya the Hobo Girl made the art school girl in me laugh very, very hard. Brilliant.

You too.. of course.
Always, darlin.

Every artist must do a self portrait - it is the true narcissist in all of us.

Autumnforest said...

I say paint a penis self portrait

Suniverse said...

George Washington.
OR
George Clinton.

Either way.

Haven said...

Moooona Lisa =)

the Tsaritsa said...

haha, I saw that Pricasso guy on Tosh.0 the other night. What is it with guys and their schlongs? Women do not do this kind of thing with their vaginas or boobs (well, maybe some do, but not to the same degree). Not only do all the buildings in the world have to look like a penis, but now we have to have puppets and paintings made by penises?! haha

D4 said...

Draw a portrait of your girlfriend. The brush should work better like that. Also, a good piece to start conversation. Like friends.. family.. your kids. You can't be a parent without the occasional heavy scar!

Lost.in.Idaho said...

Aww snap, Tosh beat me again? No fair, I want a comedic team working for me...

The self portrait idea is amusing. Especially on peoples different renditions of what 'self' I should do...

Jimmy Fungus said...

Paint Mr. T

gotjack28 said...

I vot self-portrait too. And I can't wait to see the result. This is going to be quite amusing.

Adsila said...

I think the banana is happy to see me.
;-o

Thank, Q said...

LOL @ danjor21's comment!

I think you should paint Jewels. After all, she thinks you're a BILF! Paint one of her and include a portrait of your "brush" in the painting.

THE SNEE said...

What kind of paper did you get? Does it have teeth?

I wait in anticipation for your great work.

Mooner leaves on tour in 2 days said...

Brandini. I vote for a reflrction piece. How about a self pic of you reading a book. Any old book would do.

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