That is, someone considers me a "Blogger I'd Like to Fuck."
In other words, I'm wanted. I'm desired.
Even if it's only in a digital way...
Miss Jewels recently created this award (with a little egging on) and I'm happy to say I was the second person ever to be given this award!
(The first was Q, and I'm not mad. I knew Jewels was into the chocolate swirl, so I can't blame her...)
So, like all the other blogging
First off is my wonderful girlfriend, who blogs over at Yesterday's Echo Scrapbooks. It's more of a niche blog, so I don't expect a bajillion of you to go over and follow her, but I'd be in a LOT of trouble if she wasn't #1 on my fuckable list.
Next up is my old High School bud Tara at the No Tell Motel. She works in the hotel industry, and always has an interesting story or two to share. Plus, back in the day she was a CHEERLEADER in school! Instant fuckability, especially if she still has that uniform (wink wink).
Next is Annah at Red Means Go. Why is she fuckable? Well, she's attractive, she's funny, she knows how to draw, and I've always wanted to have some latin spice in my life If you're not following her blog, you need to.
Heather at My Husband Ate All My Ice Cream needs to be on this list. She's creative in her writing, which means she must be creative in the sack as well. Besides, she's the founder of Blogger Idol. If I want to be in it next year, what better way to get an 'in' than actually being 'in' the main person??
Lastly, I have to HAVE to choose Lynn from Thoughts of a Randomista. Why? Well, she's afraid of white-boy penises (she calls em 'Raw Chicken') and I'm just doing this to make her squirm. Sometimes fucking can be sexy, but this one is more about the lols. HERE I COME, BABY!
So there you go. The first one of these bloggers to make a sextape with me wins, um, something. I'll figure that out later.... call me!