I'm the new guy on the block.
And I won a 'top sales' award this week. I'm stoked.
A manufacturer rep gave me props for selling the most new stores during a period of time. I smoked the other sales reps, so he wanted to thank me for my hard efforts.
...by giving me a pair of boxers...
So, in honor of me being the top salesman for this product, I was awarded a pair of silk boxers so I too can fart through silk.
I... was... stunned. What do you say to a dude who says "thank you for your efforts, here's some drawers..."
But hey, I'll take it. Because the new guy in town is selling better than the rest. Like a boss.