Yes, I did.
And I'm about to make them even more popular.
How, you may ask?
Well, you see, I've decided to use these fine feathered friends in an attempt to be the new 'planking.'
Wait, what's planking??
|Plank da police...|
It became wildly popular, then became passe. Planking resulted in owling and other copycat "person in a pose" pictures.
Well, now I present to you: Angry Birding.
This is where a person commits an act of terrorism using angry birds. For this example, I'm going to blow up the LDS Temple in Idaho Falls.
Why the mormons?? Hi, you must be new here...
For maximum carnage, always use the black bird.
Especially against stone buildings.
I measured trajectory, calculated for wind conditions, and studied the best place to plant my bomb. I only had one bird, so I had to be as efficient as possible.
One bird, one shot, one gigantic building.
|You ready little guy?|
|AND THE PITCH...|
Next stop, California's Crystal Cathedral with a handful of blue birds. Wish me luck!!