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11/13/11

Planking is SO 2010 - Presenting: Angry Birding

Did someone say Angry Birds?

Yes, I did.

And I'm about to make them even more popular.

How, you may ask?

Well, you see, I've decided to use these fine feathered friends in an attempt to be the new 'planking.'

Wait, what's planking??

Plank da police...
Planking is an internet phenomenon where people take pictures of themselves in precarious positions, laying as flat as a board (or plank, as it were...).

It became wildly popular, then became passe.  Planking resulted in owling and other copycat "person in a pose" pictures.

Well, now I present to you:  Angry Birding.

This is where a person commits an act of terrorism using angry birds.  For this example, I'm going to blow up the LDS Temple in Idaho Falls.

Why the mormons??   Hi, you must be new here...

I waited until the people visiting the temple was an absolute minimum.  I'm here to blow up a building, not the people.  Once thinned out, I pull out my bird of choice.

For maximum carnage, always use the black bird.

Especially against stone buildings.

I measured trajectory, calculated for wind conditions, and studied the best place to plant my bomb.  I only had one bird, so I had to be as efficient as possible.

One bird, one shot, one gigantic building.

You ready little guy?

The wind-up...
AND THE PITCH...
SUCCESS!!!
And with that, the Temple is no more.  I escaped with some minor scrapes and singes, but it was well worth the effort.

Next stop, California's Crystal Cathedral with a handful of blue birds.  Wish me luck!!
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19 witty retorts:

Leeanna said...

I LIKE IT!!!! So cool too. Using the *ahem* A bird and leaving no evidence behind. It works for me.

Josie said...

Those pictures made me laugh. But the first thing I noticed was that you're left handed.

Vinny C said...

What have you been feeding your Angry Birds? He really packs a punch!

Pickleope said...

If there's one green Mormon left, he'll snicker at your failure.

According to Jewels said...

...and that is how it is done. I am afraid of the ramifications of this trend catching on though...could be a tad more dangerous than planking or owling. haha.

Consciously Sedated said...

Great, you just gave the terrorists more ammo. Way to go!

Orang3 said...

I was thinking about if the naked guy is actually the cop who drives the car or some kamikaze dude.

D4 said...

That's a great idea. I want to do this.

Adsila said...

Great shot!

Bart said...

hey arent u that guy from that superbad movie?

Thank, Q said...

LOL @ Bart! He does look like that guy, doesn't he?

Dude, I'm not sure if the Angry Birding will catch on with all of the destruction it does. It could be an expensive trend.

in bed with married women said...

i love that technology has evolved so that you could think of this, realize your vision and broadcast its glory to us all. it's all good, right?

Al Penwasser said...

Whew! I'm glad you set the record straight. I thought that dude was humping a cop car.
Nice job at the temple. I didn't see anyone escaping on their bicycles-nice work.
Did you get Donny and Marie, though?

Tonya the Hobo Girl said...

If not for the fire I would have cried MIGHTY EAGLE cheating! Well done, my friend, well done!

Melanie said...

GREAT idea...love the angry birds just a little more now!

Mollie said...

This made me happy. Can you come to Rome and do this to the Vatican?

I know! Do this for ALL major religious hotspots! Lay upon them the burden of proof!

Zombie said...

I'm sure I'm not the first to say...BRILLIANT!!

Michael said...

I hope to see many other sites feel the wrath of angry birds! Great pics.

J Guevara said...

This is brilliant! Made my night, thanks!

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