...how do I know this?
|...well, the clitoris kind of gave it away...|
I'm confused... "excuse me?"
"The clit," she says. "That big red button begging to be played with..."
And now, thanks to her, I can't get that thought out of my head.
It's a lenovo thinkpad, and it's my work laptop. The button acts as a mouse when you don't want to use the touchpad, but I rarely ever use it.
But now, I can't take my hands off it. I'm playing with it like it *is* a real clit, and I'm imagining my laptop enjoying every bit of it.
Speaking as a guy, it's never been so easy for me to find one and flick it. Usually they're sneaky little buggers, and need a little coaxing before they come out to play. Not with my laptop. It's presented front-and-center, begging for your attention.
Now if only I could find the g-spot on this damn thing... I've heard it's near one of the USB ports, but I never seem to be able to find it.