And name it Heavy Petting.
What do you think?
We could answer the phone as "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuunhhhh.... Welcome to Heavy Petting... how may I assist you?"
I used to service a groomer called "Doggy Styles." I'm not going to be one-upped by a groomer!
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Lol! Lol! Lol! Wait... Just a minute... Let me get my composure... (wipes tears) Lol! Lol! Lol!
:D great idea!
Well, that's an interesting idea. :D
LOL!!
LOL ...My stomach hurts! Stop!
I know a store called pampered pussys.....
the name is catchy! :D
AAAAAAahahaha, nice. DO IT.
Imagine the clientele! Would the tag line be, "Come stroke our pets, we have the BEST service in town."
What about "Beast Reality"? Or "Furriers"?
Love it! Great blog - awesome design! Followed!
hahaha!!!! What about a laundromat called Wash & Dry Humping?
That's a great name:D
I would support such a business.
Interracial cat pronz!!1! Ohnoes!! lol.
I also have a pun-based landscaping business called "Yeah, We'll Trim Your Bush" which was so popular we franchised it out. Like Hardees/Carls Jr., west of the Mississippi it's called "Doin' It On The Grass."
Also have a farm called "Plow Your Fields". From that I have a fruit-based popsicle-stand called "Lick my Strawberry" and a pie maker called "The Busted Cherry". We have a legume-centered diner called "On the Mushroom Tip".
There's also an auto-repair shop called "Stuff It In Your Tailpipe".
And that concludes most of the puns I can think of.
The Tuscon cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show calls themselves Heavy Petting. It's a great name.
That sounds perfect...and so YOU! LMAO!
awww so cute. hey ya know in your profile it says MY WEB PAGE and links people to a dead twitter account? just thought you should know.
Okay, I can't be the only one who giggled at the line, "I used to service a groomer" can I? Come on!!
Awesome! ;D
I used to have a customer whos business was called "Love on a Leash"
Yep, dog groomer
You'll Have Pussy I reckon?
Heavy Petting, Open 6 to 9.
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