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9/6/11

Great Business Idea

I want to open up a pet store.

And name it Heavy Petting.

What do you think?

We could answer the phone as "UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuunhhhh.... Welcome to Heavy Petting...  how may I assist you?"

I used to service a groomer called "Doggy Styles."  I'm not going to be one-upped by a groomer!

EXCUSE ME?!?  Did you KNOCK?!?
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21 witty retorts:

Thank_Q said...

Lol! Lol! Lol! Wait... Just a minute... Let me get my composure... (wipes tears) Lol! Lol! Lol!

i.Mo said...

:D great idea!

my day in a sentence said...

Well, that's an interesting idea. :D

GAG me said...

LOL!!
LOL ...My stomach hurts! Stop!
I know a store called pampered pussys.....

Shutterbug said...

the name is catchy! :D

D4 said...

AAAAAAahahaha, nice. DO IT.

Pickleope said...

Imagine the clientele! Would the tag line be, "Come stroke our pets, we have the BEST service in town."
What about "Beast Reality"? Or "Furriers"?

D22 Zone said...

Love it! Great blog - awesome design! Followed!

Steve Bailey said...

hahaha!!!! What about a laundromat called Wash & Dry Humping?

The Angry Lurker said...

That's a great name:D

Timothy Bowen said...

I would support such a business.

Zombie said...

Interracial cat pronz!!1! Ohnoes!! lol.

Pickleope said...

I also have a pun-based landscaping business called "Yeah, We'll Trim Your Bush" which was so popular we franchised it out. Like Hardees/Carls Jr., west of the Mississippi it's called "Doin' It On The Grass."
Also have a farm called "Plow Your Fields". From that I have a fruit-based popsicle-stand called "Lick my Strawberry" and a pie maker called "The Busted Cherry". We have a legume-centered diner called "On the Mushroom Tip".
There's also an auto-repair shop called "Stuff It In Your Tailpipe".
And that concludes most of the puns I can think of.

Choirchick22 said...

The Tuscon cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show calls themselves Heavy Petting. It's a great name.

The Reckmonster said...

That sounds perfect...and so YOU! LMAO!

Ally said...

awww so cute. hey ya know in your profile it says MY WEB PAGE and links people to a dead twitter account? just thought you should know.

Vapid Vixen said...

Okay, I can't be the only one who giggled at the line, "I used to service a groomer" can I? Come on!!

*^_^* said...

Awesome! ;D

Mynx said...

I used to have a customer whos business was called "Love on a Leash"
Yep, dog groomer

A Daft Scots Lass said...

You'll Have Pussy I reckon?

Kev D. said...

Heavy Petting, Open 6 to 9.

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