"It's not all that uncommon" she would say... "I know a lot of people with a bear or a tiger, won at a carnival, that has become a love toy... I mean, it's no different than a man using a blow-up doll, is it???"
Not only could I not disagree with her, I was surprised how many other women I'd meet in my lifetime that would admit to this. It may just be personal perspective, but it seems to be more women than men who do this. Not only with a toy, but sometimes without, just to enjoy the friction.
Just because, in my mind, I'd be boofing a pony. Or a bear. Or a dolphin, like the girl in the picture.
I'm not attracted to flipper... I like women...
But again, to each their own, right?
Now, I want to point out this is DIFFERENT than Furries. Furry sex is when people dress as animals and get it on. Like so:
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| What happens when you cross Bambi, Mary Poppins, and a LOT of booze??? |
Still odd, but these are two people. ...sort of... in the case of the plushies, one of the pair is an inanimate object.
Going back to my college friend, she had a party at her house one day. After a lot of drinking and shenanigans, I asked her... "Can I see it?"
"See what?"
"You know... your stuffed lover..."
She was happy to oblige. She used a strapon to make a gigantic Winnie the Pooh be an anatomically correct Pooh Bear... by the way, did you know Winnie is really black underneath that fur? And HUNG? Neither did I...
What's funny is my vivid imagination coupled with this fetish. I think about Toy Story... what if the stuffed toys are really ALIVE? Do they enjoy the bump and grind? Do they crave a cigarette afterward?
I bet they would...
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| Was it good for you, baby?? |
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Funny animations!;)
OK. At first, I thought there was a guy's head & shoulders between her legs, but nope.. all dolphin. haha
No. I don't see how it would do anything for me either, but you're right... to each their own... or how we say in hoser land: à chacun son goût!
So flipping disturbed right now.
The Furries convention is held just down from my office (as is Dragon*Con) and I love watching all the business folks standing in line for lunch next to a dude dressed like a wolf and a chic dressed like a rabbit, knowing full well what they've been doing in those suites.
This plushies thing is new to me, but now I may never look at a stuffed animal the same way again.
Do the furries look down on the plushies? Perhaps the perfect way to start a Friday. Thank you for that.
Wow, talk about putting a "tiger in your tank."
On a related note, when I die, I'd like to be reincarnated as a blow-up dolphin.
I guarantee that there's a woman out there that tried Ruxpin's motorized flapper down there.
As a dude, I'd worry that he'd run out of batteries mid story and my schlong would get stuck.
Winnie the Pooh is black and hung. I'm so amused right now, you have no idea. None.
What I'd give to be that dolphin...
That's kind of hot.
haha. I'll never look at the prizes at the carnival the same way again.
I had no idea this was a thing but in my head as I read this I was eyeing up the Tiger I use to keep my headboard from banging against the wall.
Nah...can't do it. The liquids that must get on that poor Pooh...oh ick. No thank you. I am not prudish but I'll stick to using my hands to operate the toys. These women know that there are dildos with suction cups that can stick to wall, shower, bench seat...I mean...there are other options! *shiver* Poor stuffed animals.
You said it, to each their own. I couldn't imagine rubbing up against a plush animal. No thanks!
Dat Gif...You sir are awesome
Ha, hilarious.
furries and plushies are scary.
very scary.
First time I hear about this... creepy.
OMG. OMG. This is even more hilarious because I *JUST* took a picture of a girl obviously going to college with this HUGE stuffed bear in the backseat and her boyfriend riding bitch with a pink box on his lap. So I'm obviously going to post that picture and then link to this post. LOL.
You know when Bugs Bunny dresses as a girl bunny...
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