Spotted in Western Idaho:
Someone put a vinyl decal on the hood of their Caddy to give it a hipster mustache.
I LOVE IT.
It's an ugly ass car, but this makes it awesome. I still wouldn't drive it, but hey.
There seem to be a lot of hipsters in Idaho. In Eastern Idaho, they have to hide from religious persecution, but they're free to roam in Boise.
So, when in Rome...
remember THIS?) I can rock the hipster stache, but I don't think I look ironic enough. The plain t-shirt and the hotel room setting just isn't giving an "underground" vibe.
I tried putting on some Sleigh Bells and Broken Social Scene.
The Decemberists aren't helping either.
Maybe I'm rocking the wrong hipster mustache?
Hold on a sec...
*grabs the sharpie*
Would you call this the Hitler or the Charlie Chaplin? Hitler was underground when the Allied troops found him... is that hipster enough?
Ok, goin a little crazy here. I *CAN* do this.
And, um, a little lop-sided.
One too many beers...
How's this? Do I look indie enough? Should I change the background to a coffee shop, with spoken poetry in the background?
I can do a haiku about my cat, and brood at a Hookah bar...
No? Not buying it?
Ok. Fine. I'm going balls-out now...
*grabs another beer*
...how's the unibrow workin for ya?
Maybe I should just leave the hipster vibe to the hipsters.
*this post was brought to you by Shock Top Ale... cuz I drink it... and it makes me do dumb things...*