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7/31/11

Lady Booted Out of Walmart for Wearing Bikini Top

When I think of lady walking around in a bikini top, I usually think of some gorgeous number strutting her stuff, making all the men drool (some women too, I'm sure...)

But when you add "Walmart" into the mix, you're probably not going to find a lot of sexiness there.  If you tally up all the cleavage you see at a typical Walmart, about 35% of it is back cleavage...

In fact, if you've never been to People of Walmart, I recommend you go there now to see for yourself (not on a full stomach though... you've been warned...)

Making news this last Thursday was a story from Portland about a woman being kicked out of her local Walmart for wearing a bikini top and shorts.  Stories on both sides differ, as Walmart's official stance was she was being rude and bitchy to fellow customers.

The lady's side of the story?  They just couldn't handle her sexiness... see for yourself:






What say you, Idahomies?  Was she wrong for going into Walmart wearing too little?  Was she wrong for wearing that in the first place?  Feel free to sound off below...
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32 witty retorts:

Leeanna said...

She says she will never shop at Walmart again. Hmmmmmmm, Thank Yew Soweet Jeeezus!! Iwonder if walmart is trying to cleanup their stores.

kaytee scarlett said...

Oh, wow. I do not have words. I try to avoid Walmart at all costs anyway.

James Hickman said...

Being English, I've never been to Walmart. This reminds me of that South Park episode in which Walmart was an evil entity slowly taking over the world. Not that different to real life!

Thank, Q said...

That's a woman? I thought it was James Carville. I've seen worse in Wal-Mart, so maybe it is time to clean things up a bit. I wouldn't want her leaning over the peaches in that outfit.

Mooner Johnson said...

Brandon. The shopping list contained sour cream, chips and coffee creamer--each ingredients of the new illegal drug product known as "Mocha Meth Lite."

In an attempt to have their addicts live longer, meth cookers have concocted a new formula that feeds the user with empty, but still satisfying calories, and combines the equivalent of a quadruple espresso caffeine loading in each dose.

Rumors that Starbucks provided funding for the project are erroneous.

Ms. McMillen was last seen at the 7/11 store in El Mira, Oregon, wearing a man's double-breasted jacket and Goofy underwear. She was stopped by store employees at the coffee bar as she loaded the jacket pockets with creamer.

More at eleven.

Fuck Rick Perry!

Lost.in.Idaho said...

^ OMG THIS!

I challenge someone to make a better comment than that.

Zombie said...

Why in the hell would they kick a girl out for wearing a bikini top when they dont kick out super fat chicks for wearing mini skirts??

Byakuya said...

Don't think I'll take up a challenge that I can't win =3

But good lord, she looks like some white supremacist gangster or something. Either that or a cancer patient? =z

Magixx said...

thats nice, keep it up
like ur blog, +followed

D4 said...

Was she wrong? o_o I have no idea. I wouldn't know how to react to this. I wouldn't even know how to act if a younger, more attractive woman came into walmart wearing that. I guess in either case, I wouldn't mind.

T Papar said...

thank god we dont have walmart where i live :P

melissa said...

UMM props to her for having confidence?

But something tells me that it had nothing to so with that bod of hers....

Annabelle said...

Classy.

I love that website, hours of hilarity.

Tony Van Helsing said...

Nothing wrong with having a dress code, it's their shop their rules. And that isn't a woman, it's Angry Anderson.

SamArmy said...

Do what she likes in her own home but i dont need to see that xD

Jewels said...

I can't give a better comment than Mooner so I won't try other than to say that was incredibly disturbing. I am not a walmart shopper but I am pretty sure they have a shirts, and shoes policy and that was not a shirt. I'm sure there are plenty of other people to keep Walmart in business and they won't be crying over her and her super hot sister not returning.

Drake Sigar said...

If I ever go to Wallmart, it’ll be wearing an eyeless balaclava.

Smart Ass Sara said...

And thank god they kicked her out. 1. Nobody should have to see anyone that large in that little fabric. 2. Wearing such attire with her body type IS outlandish. 3. What the hell is worng with people who think they look acceptable for public? I don't have a lot of money to spend on clothing, but my clothes are always clean, they always fit, and they always match. It's not that difficult.

Bluezy said...

I have a couple of friends who work for Wally's and they posted "people of walmart" on Facebook. I swear I have seen these people, LOL. I was in the Walmart in Renton,, WA and it is a dressup carnival. Lots of city flavor. I enjoyed myself being there. When there is a dress code to a place, then it is time to boycott the fuckers.

jillsmo said...

I can't handle her sexiness, either

Bouncin' Barb said...

That is one gross depiction of a woman to begin with. Thank God she won't go to Walmart again. The people of Portland can breathe a sign of relief!

Pickleope said...

Don't know if I can beat it, but it's worth a shot--
Transcript from Sandy McMillan (the crazy Walmart lady) on that fateful day: "Shake ya ass, watch yourself, shake ya ass, show me watcha workin' with...Oh, craps I done forgot my pants again. Ah, fergit it, I'm sexy. This Oregon girl will melt yo' popsicle. 'Sides, haters gonna hate, aint I right?
"Crap, I forgot to shave my back again. Oh well, somethin' t' grab on while y' go to work, right boys? I needs my meds, some cheese puffs, and I'll pick me up some condoms too, for whatever man-meat wants some Sand in their pants (get it, because I'm named Sandy...you kill me, me).
"People's be already lookin' at me. Dig on it big daddy. Oh, you too sugar. Keep starin' baby, I only gots eyes for the men-folk, but I'll let you lick my bald head. Better hide yo' sons eyes, momma, he can't handle all this sexy at such a tender age. Oh, I love a man in uniform. You wanna rock my trailer, Security man...Hey, what are you...Where are you taking me...Ahhhhh. I'm not just handicapped 'cause a my leg, my beauty is a damn handicap too. ~spit~ Screw this place! You caint take my tight flesh, I'll take these magnificent milk-sacks and the money I keep in my bikini bottoms to K-Mart!"

Spiderflaw said...

LOL damn that's just not right, yo. I'm glad i don't go to walmart enough to encounter such magnificent creatures. xD

Red Shoes said...

LMBO @ Thank, Q... she did look like James Carville...

I saw much worse than that at our Walmart yesterday... some big ol' gal riding a Rascal with 'back boobs' from her top strap...

AIEEE......

~shoes~

Shutterbug said...

Well I think that a woman her age shouldn't be wearing a bikini in public! :P

JayJay said...

I have a truly founded fear of ever going into a Walmart store ever again. This has solidified that fear. Personally, I feel that if you're going out in public dress appropriately. There are just some things that I do not wish to see.

Heather (aka Sugar Free) said...

The whole "She was wearing a bikini that she purchased AT Walmart a few weeks prior and they shouldn't have a problem with her wearing it AT their store" arguement is shit. This is why. I've purchased sex toys at a store and I'm pretty goddamn sure they support me buying them, but prooOOOooobly, don't want me walking around their store with the gas engine, kick-start, light dimming "massager" with wingy-dingy action hanging out of my brewster for all to see while I'm in their store. I could be wrong.

Or, this could be the worst annalogy in history.

Dan Carter said...

luckily i'm english, but even so i avoid asda, the english branch :D

A Daft Scots Lass said...

I can't believe this was "Top Story". Can they not find anything else to report on? How about Julius Malema and his nationalisation attempts?

Your Idahomie

Dale said...

I'm shocked to hear this story because I've been to People of Walmart (never on a full stomach, haha) and there are so many disgusting unsanitary pics that I would think a bikini top clad woman would be the last person they'd kick out. Maybe they're cleaning up their act and getting some sort of standards. I hope so :)
-Dale

Pieter MD said...

eewww Xd

Electric Addict said...

I haven't been to a walmart in a while. not missing much haha

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