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3/2/11

Charlie Sheen and Photography

I liked it better when Lindsay Lohan was going through her downward spiral of addiction.  She wore very little clothing during the process, and isn't too bad on the eyes.

Charlie Sheen, however, isn't that hot.  To me, anyway.  Yet his descent into madness is still entertaining.

He has been in the news a LOT lately, and I have compiled a 'best of' list of quotes from him.  This list rivals GW Bush's quotes while he was in the White House.

Ready?  Heeeeere we go.

"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."


"I'm not fair game. I'm not a soft target. It's over. There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."


See what photoshop at 6am can yield???




"I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term."


"I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I'm an F-18, bro."


"I probably took more (drugs) than anybody could survive...I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear."


"Because I'm me. I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man.  Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."




"(CBS) picked a fight with a warlock."


Too funny to pass up.  Too bad the WoW loading screen is hard to shoop...




And my personal fav...


"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."


Like I said, pure entertainment.  This stuff writes itself.


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Now, onto the Picture Challenge!  Remember my post late last week?  I want to see photos from cell phones.  Show me your wackiest!  Send them to lostinidaho@ymail.com by Friday, to be included in Saturday's post!  Don't forget to let me know if you want to be recognized or remain anonymous. 


Here are some submissions so far...


Too lazy to wash your car?  Just make a hole so you can see...
It's a pig!  It's a bug!  It's a.... strange car.
Every bachelor's pad needs a sign like this.
I'm not going to name names until Saturday's post, but you can see the things I am getting.  Don't forget to send me yours!  lostinidaho@ymail.com.   Go go go!!!





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37 witty retorts:

rinns said...

Charlie sheen isn't even funny. God I hate his stupid face and he sounds like a retard. Why is he famous again?

Adsila said...

I feel bad for the kiddies...

D4 said...

oi, fix that typo on your email near the end!

D4 said...

I love this. I haven't really paid mind to the Charlie Sheen thing, I just flat out didn't care about him. but this is gold.

Random Girl said...

Hot? Maybe not. Hot Mess? Yes indeed. I think we are all going to need detox from CS at this point. I'm OD'ing and I don't like the buzz.

Autumnforest said...

You know when Toyota had cars with the gas pedals stuck? Did they have something to do with Charlie Sheen's design because some engineer's head is going to roll. Seriously, I love all the quotes, but the first one about "you can't process me with a normal brain," begs the obvious reply "but you can process me with an abnormal one."

The Almighty Lewis said...

Charlie Sheen is hilarious when he isn't trying to be funny, but sucks when trying to be. I think Charlie Sheen's breakdown is far more entertaining than Lohan's. Lohan never said anything that batshit insane.

Jaylan said...

charlie sheen...

Chuck said...

'Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body' LOL, Sheen you tool.

Rachel Neilson said...

Lindsey Lohan is still a dirty whore.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

Dirty whore, yes, but with an awesome rack. Mr. Sheen, not so much.

THUNDERCAT832 said...

At first I was verbally ripping Charlie Sheen a new one on other blogs and forums...but now it's just sad. He's attempting to go cold turkey on some hardcore drugs and that's where all his psychotic rants are coming from. I was more entertained when LLohan went bat shit crazy...I didnt feel bad for her ass lol

lovebloggin said...

haha lazy pt cruizer driver

lefthandedstraw said...

"Because I'm me. I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."

charlie sheen has gone mad.

Kelly said...

Those quotes are freaking hilarious. The stuff he comes up just goes to show how the drugs have ate away at his mind. The only way that show, 2 and a Half Men, is going to continue is if he does a huge turnaround and stays clean. Personally, I'd like to see it continue because the end of the show's series hasn't had closure yet.

Great post!

Tasty said...

LOL @ "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."

Chuck Norris would be proud. :)

becca said...

i feel bad for his family

donga5000 said...

He is off his rocker, these quotes are hilarious regardless.

Eric P said...

Haha Charlie Sheen is so farcical. It's ridiculous. At the same time, though, it's hilarious.

Banacek said...

I wish he would just die already...

Ugh said...

Sheen is an idiot IMO

Astronomy Pirate said...

I'm wondering if he thinks like has become a sitcom from being on Two and a Half Men for so long... Regardless, he's an F-18, bro.

Charles said...

Charlie Sheen is a badass. He is getting negative attention for being human, doing drugs and having (superhuman amounts of) sex.

Who cares?

Charlie Sheen is freaking out at idiots who are following him everywhere etc. I would too.

Kicking Rocks said...

charlie sheen sharlie cheen....

level85nerd said...

he lost his mind, but funny.

A said...

Hahahah great pictures. Chralie Sheen's a mess, oh well though, I'm not going to bother myself with his life!

Lost.in.Idaho said...

@Charles: its because we, as mere mortals, fear the superman that is Charlie Sheen. Its the tiger blood.

ScottD said...

well he was never funny in the first place till now!

The Reckmonster said...

I'm bringing popcorn and beer to watch when he self-destructs. Hopefully it's better than when Brit Brit shaved her head. He needs to do something EPIC. All of this shit now...mere morsels in comparison to what we'll be in for when he "goes for the big guns!"

Joe Somebody said...

the man is flipping out. I could not believe his interview.

Venus said...

Sheen is not IN, anymore... LOL. We want to see Lindsay fashion....

p.s.: I´m waiting anxiously for saturday to see the Picture Challenge

RQ said...

At first I was thinking who needs anti-drug ads when you have people like this, then I thought this is pretty funny, it might encourage kids.

PvtCarlin said...

Awesome photoshop at 6am LOL. I don't think I could function at that time.

Chris said...

Dont care much for Charlie, but love his madness. Entertaining

hed said...

He has lost his shit! Your pictures had me dying. I had to send them to my WoW nerd friends!

hed hed above water

Jesse Brooks said...

Oh crazy sheeny boy.

Thank, Q said...

Charlie Sheen is the Mike Tyson of quotes. That dude is hilarious! I hope he does a radio show once a day.

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