I liked it better when Lindsay Lohan was going through her downward spiral of addiction. She wore very little clothing during the process, and isn't too bad on the eyes.
Charlie Sheen, however, isn't that hot. To me, anyway. Yet his descent into madness is still entertaining.
He has been in the news a LOT lately, and I have compiled a 'best of' list of quotes from him. This list rivals GW Bush's quotes while he was in the White House.
Ready? Heeeeere we go.
"I'm tired of pretending like I'm not special. I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
"I'm not fair game. I'm not a soft target. It's over. There's a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins."
|See what photoshop at 6am can yield???|
"I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term."
"I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I'm an F-18, bro."
"I probably took more (drugs) than anybody could survive...I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear."
"Because I'm me. I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."
"(CBS) picked a fight with a warlock."
|Too funny to pass up. Too bad the WoW loading screen is hard to shoop...|
And my personal fav...
"I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
Like I said, pure entertainment. This stuff writes itself.
Now, onto the Picture Challenge! Remember my post late last week? I want to see photos from cell phones. Show me your wackiest! Send them to email@example.com by Friday, to be included in Saturday's post! Don't forget to let me know if you want to be recognized or remain anonymous.
Here are some submissions so far...
|Too lazy to wash your car? Just make a hole so you can see...|
|It's a pig! It's a bug! It's a.... strange car.|
|Every bachelor's pad needs a sign like this.|