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7/19/11

Have you had "The Talk" with your children?


This.  Is amazing.

Oh, and Han Shot First.  The end.

Sorry lady.  He does that...
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21 witty retorts:

Zombie said...

apparently this gal thinks Greedo should have shot first. lol.

D4 said...

Amazing. This amused me so much, and I'm not even a big Star Wars fan!

my day in a sentence said...

I can finally see your posts! :)

Also, I loled. But, it was kinda cute- ish at times. :D

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

LOL! The video is EPIC.

AND DAMN YOU. I typed out this before watching the video: "When my parents gave me 'the talk,' it was basically just a few bible verses and how premarital sex is a grievous sin. I still wonder how parents can call themselves 'good parents' when they don't mention contraception at all. And I'm still trying to figure out what Han Solo has to do with sex."

And then I watched the video and I was like, "RIGHT."

You naughty person.

Drake Sigar said...

These people are kings among men.

Han shot first, Deckard was human, and there were no Highlander sequels.

The Angry Lurker said...

Not what I was expecting but excellent.

Bart said...

lol a black guy talking about the dark side. also your site works again, it doesnt immediately send me to some ad, good job :D

Choms1337 said...

hehe epic blog :D I'm your 666 follower ;P

Adsila said...

Ha ha, I remember having that talk with my son before he watched the movies. It was the best thing I could have done for him. Now he is a father and will have to someday give the talk to his daughter.

Annabelle said...

This is hilarious!

My son turned 5 this month. He received all kinds of Star Wars shwag and I posted the quesiton on facebook

"Which movies should I start him on?"

It's a vital question. I'm glad to know I chose correctly.

JayJay said...

This definitely comes in handy for when I have kids.

Han shot first - of course.

LoneIslander said...

I am so getting that Yoda hat for my Godson now.

Leila said...

i LOVE how they were talking about trying to withhold info about Luke's true father before they see the movie, and yet they blatantly say it in front of their kids. ahahahahahaha. And gotta love that one boy, "he is NOT his father!"

Bluezy said...

I take my Star Wars seriously. My dad died before Return of The Jedi, so he missed out seeing Han released from the carbonite. I am serious he missed that and it was so fucked that this happened.
I can not understand why my kids just are not excited with the marathons. I really thought the cartoon network shorts with Chewy and the caption "Farce Of July" just recently for the Clone Wars cartoons was genius!
great video find. Loved it.

GMSoccerPicks said...

hahaha great video, actually added it to my youtube favourites :)

JGuevara said...

That video was epic! xD

A Beer for the Shower said...

Han shot first. And I don't think any less of him for it.

Ivvie said...

That video made me laugh so hard. Haha. If my kids don't love Star Wars I don't know what I'll do...

Great blog!

meandmythinkingcap said...

very funny. When I heard he is turning 4, I was thinking awkward.
Star wars- whatz with the craze anyway?
One time I went to museum and they played a documentary where 10-12year olds were descrbing about the changes in their body. I went with my partner but made me uncomfortable and I couldnt see any teenager or preteen with same eyes as before.

Melanie said...

We LIVE Star Wars. When my son came home from the hospital, one of the movies was on within ten minutes.

Mama Spaghetti said...

So funny! I think I could use "the talk."

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