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6/29/11

Wordless Wednesday - A modern fairy-tale


Hey Disney, do THIS story!
Please Share it! :)

41 witty retorts:

Pickleope said...

While that may be stretching the notion of "wordless" Wednesday, it's still great. Thank you for sharing it with us. Also, isn't that the George Clooney story?

Mynx said...

Sounds like the princess was lucky to get out of that one. He would have been a nightmare to live with lol

Zombie said...

If Disney made a movie like this I would totally go see it over and over.

Drake Sigar said...

I'd pay to see it.

Melanie said...

If Disney were to turn this concept into a movie, I am betting it would be a blockbuster.

The Simple Dude said...

Sounds like a happy ending to me.

Or.. lots of them actually.

SD
The Simple Dude

Haven said...

::laughs::

I feel like this should end with: until the day he died. Alone.

Except I have no intention of getting married and this does sound like a pretty rockin fairy tale =)

Annabelle said...

BEST story ever!

jrallen said...

I'd probably watch that movie, the prince sounds like a badass.

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

this must be the best story ever.

I'd like to see the part where he bangs skinny chicks.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

*Disclaimer* This is in no way related to my life, or what I want out of life. I just thought it was funny as hell...

Adsila said...

Academy award winner for sure!

Squatlo said...

You can't make a movie like that, it's total fantasy! You'd have to have them marry, divorce and THEN have the Prince realize how happy he was when he could crap uninterrupted, watch football in his underwear while eating Cheetos and drinking Killians, hang out at the apartment pool cavorting with nubile young goddesses, drive the sports car he always dreamed of having, let someone else worry about lawn maintenance, and never, ever, get a midnight phone call from a local jail that starts with, "Daddy, I'm in a little bit of trouble..."
Contrast, it's all about contrast, Brandon!

Byakuya said...

Awesome film would be awesome.

I'd definetly go see it =3

Bart said...

that old man is so creepy

D4 said...

If this were made film.. I'd watch it. But ONLY if Disney made it.

Leila said...

Apparently most men don't feel the need to settle down until they're 50 and women don't have that need until their mid-20s. See the gap? No wonder why so many people divorce. I think we should re-adopt the medieval system of marrying girls off to much older men. If they would JUST be taught that patience and virtue are keys to love and true happiness, then they'd be happy in those marriages :)

Tony Van Helsing said...

Stick a load of crack in there and it would be the Charlie Sheen story.

Not the Hero said...

You Missed the part where he gets syphilis and dies alone.

Dwija {House Unseen} said...

That princess was SMART.

tamezisclutch said...

So much for a happy ending were the prince and the princess live happily ever after.

blorriepoes said...

you missed a part indeed, but with the princess was so fun;)
i enjoyed.
+1

Astronomy Pirate said...

foreveralone.jpg

Technosauce said...

Sick life.

Jewels said...

The comments are almost as great as that picture. Ahhh men...you never really grow up do ya? It is part of your charm.

Mama Spaghetti said...

This is why the princess is usually the star character instead of the prince.

This totally cracked me up, though. Thanks for sharing :)

LasseEA said...

Captain Morgan for the win ;) following

AllenTesch said...

It's like they are writing about me.

Cosmo 'The Ass-man' Kramer said...

Seem like a more wordful Wednesday than a wordless one, funny either way

Jazz bazooka said...

sounds better than every original. maybe there will be a story like this from disney one day ?

RedHeadRob said...

my kinda story.

Annah said...

You fucking rule for this. Can I curse here?

Anyway. Where's the girl version of it?

Lost.in.Idaho said...

@Annah, well if it were the Princess, she'd be called a whore. Remember, we live in a society of inequality.

Oh, wait!! It's a fairy tale! Nevermind. Princesses can rock it too. But maybe not with the toilet seat up...

Powdered Toast Man said...

He got to leave the toilet seat up?!? Holy shit, I'll invest in that movie.

On My Soapbox said...

Is this a Jennifer Aniston movie?

Liss said...

Oh my gosh, YES, I found this on Stumble once and shared it with all my bitter guy friends. Hilarious!

braumaman said...

That's so awesome.

PorkStar said...

This sounds a lot like a Julia Roberts movie.

Aaron M. Gipson said...

Wow...that really puts things in a bit of a harsh perspective. Yeah..I used to be able to do all those things.

Ah well...spilt milk and all...

ScottD said...

Forgot the part where he goes to jail. Then he would get all the women.

Thank, Q said...

Now that is a happy ending! That's a Disney movie I'd pay to see along with any sequels! That story brought a tear to my eye...

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