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10/27/11

A misogynistic post, just because it made me laugh.

Enough females have pissed me off in the last few days where I started finding misogynistic jokes funny.  I'm not really a woman-hating pig, but these still made me laugh.  Plant your tongue firmly in your cheek, and enjoy these with me:






Click to enlarge... totally worth it...


ok, this last one was bad.  And I don't really feel this way.  BUT I LAUGHED, DAMMIT!!!
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29 witty retorts:

Thank_Q said...

LMAO at that last one! I can't wait to use that analogy on someone! It's killin' me to hold it!

As for Christina Hendricks, who doesn't love busty red heads. I'm sure she's on a lot of guys short list for visual stimulation during "self-exploration."

I don't know how the women feel, but all of these jokes were flat-out funny. Maybe because they're true. LOL! Okay, just kidding. Only a majority of it is true.

Suniverse said...

That magazine was so spot on I didn't realize it wasn't an actual issue of something. Nicely done.

I also like the argument one, except my go to is WHATEVER instead of crying. Works like a charm.

Pickleope said...

I laughed at the "Overanalyzing" magazine...does that make me sexist? I just like the idea that some ladies pissed you off so you went to the internet to search for funny sexist pics. That's what makes this post great.

Mooner Johnson said...

Brandini. Dude. I'm standing a full lightening-strike distance from you for a week.

I'm in triuble enough without further comment.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

...my favorite is:

"What's wrong?"

"NOTHING!" or "I'm FINE!"

That's when you put on the flak jacket, cover your balls, and hope you survive the night.

D4 said...

I've been there. Saving these for when I get there again. :D

Shutterbug said...

the lock and the key analogy was a good one, but still...

Lady Estrogen said...

If he apologizes, have sex... hahahaha. I never really get that one because I'm usually made for weeks.
wacka wacka.

I LOVE that Key/Lock analogy - even a slut like me has gotta laugh at that one :)

Bart said...

lmfao i love that last arguement, it shuts every woman up. love it

my day in a sentence said...

"I had to pay for my own drink" in the first one. :D

Gucci Mama said...

Those are awesome!

And I'm not afraid to say it, these stereotypes come from a little place called...reality. Not always, but often.

Al Penwasser said...

The last one is genius!
As far as that whole "tongue in cheek" thing, though.
My tongue can't reach that far.
Yet ANOTHER talent my dog has which I don't!
Still, he sleeps all curled up with his nose in his butt.
So, it's kind of a wash.

Orang3 said...

lol'd hard in the last one, I save the awesome-shitty key metaphor xD

According to Jewels said...

That last one made me straight up laugh out loud! haha.

Zombie said...

Sure as hell cant argue with troll logic. lol.

Vapid Vixen said...

I can't stop staring at the picture of the blonde with the eyebrows. She's got the smile of the joker and the eyebrows of Satan. *shudder*

hold me.

Vapid Vixen said...

But not really cause I don't like to be touched.

Random Girl said...

The Key/Lock analogy is awesome. And true. And I'm laughing at all of these because humor stems from truth and behind each of these, is a little (or more) truth, even coming from me!

the Tsaritsa said...

Damn, who shat in your milkshake?

Jeff Unrelated said...

That last one is fucking brilliant.

A couple years ago I was chatting with a female friend of mine via AIM (when AIM was cool [was AIM ever cool?]), I'd had a few beers because college and I was being a misogynistic douche.

"MENopause? MENtal breakdown? Okay, okay, I get it. Know what else has 'man' in it?

MANager."

It was all in jest and nothing was taken seriously, but out of context and all the sudden I hate women.

But how could I? Women make up like 80 percent of my readership and 50 percent of my household.

Nice finds, Idahomie.

after3 said...

Love your stuff as always. a3

Autumnforest said...

God, I loved that lock and key one!

Shaw said...

...
lol.

The Angry Lurker said...

They were still bloody funny though....honesty in a relationship my arse.

Annabelle said...

The How Men/Women Argue was my favorite.

I need to post that up on the fridge at home!

gotjack28 said...

The eyebrows, Facebook and pay/job ones cracked me up.

Alice X said...

The eyebrows one had me in stitches! Woman logic hahaha. Nobody wants eyebrows like Fanny Craddock!

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Sonja said...

Thanks for the laugh!!! (I liked the last one best. Even if I am a girl.)

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