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10/21/11

It's The End of the World As We Know It ....again...

Remember back in May when the Rapture was supposed to happen?

And it didn't?

And then, when it didn't, the dude that predicted that whole nonsense had a stroke?

Well, after the stroke, he redid is math... and TODAY is actually Rapture day!

YAAAAAAYYYY!!!!

I have been hearing radio reports all day about how today is "RAPTURE DAY 2011:  THE SEQUEL" and I can't help but giggle.  It's supposed to happen around noon Pacific time.

So... if I don't blog tomorrow, you'll know why.  SEE YA, BITCHES!


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14 witty retorts:

Pickleope said...

Well I guess I'll die the way I lived, pretending to work while surfing the internet. I wonder what his excuse will be tomorrow.

danjor21 said...

Who does that man think he is? Doesn't he know that it says right there in the bible..No man knows the date...not one!

Maybe that dude will have better luck next year...in 2012!

His best bet would be to predict Dec. 21, 2012. That seems to be the trend!!

Lady Estrogen said...

Have you heard his quote? It sooo made me laugh. If anything else, he's a comedian, that crazy old man.

Dale said...

haha, I totally remember this back in May. That's so funny and I have to admit when I was in my office in SF yesterday we had a 4.2 earthquake and I heard a few people say..."OMG it's an early warning for Rapture" lol. I'm sure he'll announce tomorrow a new one, probably the '12 trend as your mentioned. Have a great weekend
~Dale

Kid Shuffle said...

brb goin to heaven

J.Day said...

Considering I was still able to keep my lunch date with my friend, and I'm still alive to mention it, I'm thinking the dude had another stroke and did his math wrong. The man is worse than me with numbers. Now THAT is bad.

blorriepoes said...

Great info, thanks! i've been working on my layout and you should really go and see how it looks like now. I've returned after a short break, so lets get this going again ;)

The Simple Dude said...

Well the sun has gone down and I am still here. Guess I have to keep paying my bills.

When is this bastard going to get it right?!!?

SD
TheSimpleDude.com

D4 said...

If he keeps up with these predictions he'll end up an atheist.

Autumnforest said...

Promises, promises. All talk and no action--typical Christians.

Thank, Q said...

Wait. We're dead? Am I in Hell? Is that why my remote batteries are dead and the TV is stuck on Dr. Quinn: Medicine Woman?

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

WHY isn't the guy locked up in an asylum?

Kelly said...

I missed the Rapture again? Damn it. I'm always missing the blessed event. And darned if I didn't give away all my belongings to the raccoons again.

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :3 rAPTURE FTW

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