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10/14/11

Freaky Friday: Non-pornographic Pornography

Welcome to the internet.  If you didn't already know, the internet is for porn (thank you, Avenue Q).  And the interwebs are FILLED with it.

I should know... I'm a dude...

If you search "Freaky Friday" on my blog, you will see a wide variety of weird things that people are into.  I've covered amputee fetishes, balloons in the bedroomonline trysts, and even stuffed-animal loving.

Good times.

Today I'm going to share my favorite yet.  Why?  Because this is the first one I've found that I'm actually somewhat into.

Non-pornographic porn.  Specifically the type found at Beautiful Agony.  BA specializes in vids people record of them getting themselves off.  But there's a twist.

No nudity.  No graphic images.  You typically see the person (they have both men and women) from the shoulders up.

Like this.
No nipples, no penises, no X rating at all.  Just facial expressions, moans and the like.  You get to see people at their purest, having a no-frills and no-nonsense orgasm.

Most smut online is graphic.  Extremely graphic.  The reason I like this concept is because it's a little classier than the normal fare.  You get to see people doing their thing, and an orgasm is a beautiful thing.

I love having them.  I love giving them to others.  Orgasms rock.

Bonus points, for guys who watch way too many pornos, you get to see what an actual climax looks like.  This isn't a faked "oh baby, give it to me harder" ordeal.  This is the quivering, the gasping, the facial expressions and the release that make it feel oh so good.

It can also be educational for the sexually inexperienced.  No two O's are the same.  They're like sexual snowflakes.  Just because you don't hear "oh god, oh God, OH GOD" doesn't mean the bubble didn't burst.

I'm trying to keep this post semi-safe for work (as I do for most Freaky Friday posts) but if you want to see an actual video of this, click here.  The site is ultra-NSFW, so click at your own discretion.

The first time I saw it, I didn't blink.  And for someone who looks at dirty vids from time to time, that's saying something.

It's tame.  It's not X rated.  But it's still pornography, and it's outside what could be called the norm.  While not a true blue fetish, I think it classifies. Barely.

What say you?  Weird?  Hot?  Bland?
Please Share it! :)

20 witty retorts:

A Daft Scots Lass said...

You know I love me some FREAKY. I used to have a dedicated feature every friday for freaky shit. I love your post but I don't look like any of these girls when I squeeze a sneaky fart.

Oh that's not what they're doing?

TexaGermaFinlaNadian said...

Wow, looks like I joined your site just in time. What a hilarious Friday feature. So glad there is a dedicated person out there, like yourself, willing to dive into and research so much porn. You do it all for your readers, don't you?!

Pickleope said...

WEIRD! I like my porn like I like my music, improvised, stolen from black people and with random saxophones. Wait, that doesn't make sense. How about this: I like my porn like I like my relationships, with daddy issues and plenty of denial...and random saxophones. I may have a saxophone fetish.

The Angry Lurker said...

Will check it out on the other computer.

According to Jewels said...

Orgasms are like snowflakes...possibly the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Haha. So true though...no two are alike. Granted none are ever bad but man some are REALLY good.

Interesting not really porn but still porn post.

danjor21 said...

I normally don't do porn, especially online. not when children are around. I have a few magazines I refer to from time to time. If I have the house to myself(which is never), I might take a peek at some naughty online pics. I have a limited download allowance by my internet provider so I try to avoid videos.

Orgasms are awesome! Who doesn't love having or giving them? I like to watch my wife's face when it happens!

Zombie said...

interesting to say the least. I guess its like kinda SFW porn. lol.

Choirchick22 said...

Haha like five years ago, my friends and I heard about this so we youtubed it and watched a shit ton of it. It was both hilarious and hot at the same time. Glad to see it get some appreciation.

Tony Van Helsing said...

I don't think people are going to want to see my come face, I look like I'm trying to lift up a washing machine.

D4 said...

This I approve of. But you should warn that watching this stuff will open up new views and might ruin traditional porn for people. It did for me.

Annabelle said...

Hot. Though the female O face is was more attractive, imo, than the males.

Good share!

Thank, Q said...

Never heard of this. Let me clarify. I've heard of an orgasm, but not "BA." It's actually pretty cool. Do you know where one can apply to be a photographer for this service?

The Empress said...

Interesting. Pervy yet not...

Al Penwasser said...

Masturbation-sex with someone I love.
To quote you:
Good times.

Al Penwasser said...

Oh, and as far as that one site you mentioned, you ain't kidding. I'll have to go back to visit once my sister the nun goes to bingo.

Lady Estrogen said...

You freaky deeky man. HOT.

Adsila said...

Hot or just a hot flash!

AmberLaShell said...

It's a different concept, but actually kind of cool. It almost makes want to tape my own face and compare to some of the other people on the site, LOL...

amberlashell.com

Technosauce said...

I have nothing to say to this.

Mynx said...

Aww I wanna see but the kids are around. I shall have to pop back later for a look.

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