As a Mormon town, you notice when the streets become empty. You wonder what's going on, and you know it's probably an LDS thing.
And I know, I know, controversy there, but any church that spends so much on political donations cause my eyebrow to raise. For a religion that claims to be christ-like, they have no problem spending millions of dollars to make sure they can uphold their beliefs in your life, no matter what you believe.
In fact, I was able to hack into the Live Feed for the General Conference 2011 for your entertainment. Here's a clip:
Also happening on Saturday was a Jehovah's Witnesses conference at the local Civic Auditorium. Cars were lined up for blocks, so much so that this had to be a multi-city event.
All those Jehovah's Witnesses in a mormon town? I smell a rumble a-la-Jets-v-Sharks about to happen.
Watch out for spontaneous dance numbers.
I guess when you take the Mormons out of the equation, parties just aren't the same?
Oh well. Happy October. My mormon readers, I hope GC was informative and educational for you. Maybe the church should teach some real-life lessons as well?
Like explaining what a Farrier is, instead of having one of your people with a 'Dr.' in front of his name think it's a homosexual term?
"You know, it's like when two gay guys are together, and one of them is farrier than the other?"
To the rest of you, happy Sunday.