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8/10/11

Classless (yet funny) Politicians

source:  tmz.com
TMZ has recently reported Arnold Schwarzenegger was wearing a t-shirt that said "I Survived Maria," poking fun at his divorce from long-time wife Maria Shriver.

Arnie, it's bad enough you cheated on her with an ugly-ass housekeeper.  Now this?

This... this is classless.

Yet, I'm laughing...

...

Why do you think that is?

Oh yeah, I'm me.

This is just about as bad as Bill Clinton on the cover of Cigar Aficionado, or selling a line of stogie dildos.

Classless...

...yet hilarious...

I don't mean to make fun of infidelity or divorce, but my dark sense of humor is getting the best of me.  If anything, I need to respect the cojones on Arnie here.  I didn't exactly run out and get a 'fuck you' equivalent when I got divorced...

So Mr Governator, I say this to you.  Congrats on your freedom.  Keep your shit private.  And if you're going to hop into bed with another woman, at least make sure she's cuter than your ex.  That should be a given.

...and to keep with my 'Bill Clinton is a Pimp' theme, I present to you this picture:


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24 witty retorts:

A Beer for the Shower said...

If you're going to go all out classless, Arnold could have done better. He could have worn a shirt that says "I survived Skeletor." Now THAT'S funny!

Lady Estrogen said...

Ooohhh... yes.
Well, all 4 fingers is reserved only for very special occasions.
Wait. Whut?

The Angry Lurker said...

They get braver the older they get.

Al Penwasser said...

"Classless politician": an oxymoron if there ever was one (although I still like "Military Intelligence").
Plus, sometimes a cigar is only a cigar.

Lost.in.Idaho said...

@Lady E: Sounds like SOMEONE has a thing for former presidents!

Drake Sigar said...

You think that’s bad? I was the first to laugh when someone posted a picture of Hulk Hogan big booting the world trade centres. I had to commit to a year’s worth of charity work and save over fifty baby seals before the guilt finally subsided.

Zombie said...

Obama could learn a thing or two from Bill. lol.

Tony Van Helsing said...

He isn't moving in with the cleaner, is he?

Inverse said...

And that is how you crank the not-give-a-fuck to the max!

my day in a sentence said...

You want classless and laughable politicians? You should visit Croatia. -.-'

D4 said...

Classless, yes. Funny? Enough. An idea for my future, when I'm old, grouchy, if I ever get divorced? Yep.

Mooner Johnson said...

Brandini. I wish I had something smart to say, I just don't. However, that's never stopped me before so why let a little intelligence stand between me and a stupid remark.

OK, now I've managed to forget the stupid comment I intended to leave. ADHD is a terrible thing to waste.

FUCK RICK PERRY and save the matches.

Bouncin' Barb said...

Thank you for making me laugh my ass off. I can't see now to write this comment. Thank you for that. Politicians are liars, cheats and clueless as much as classless!

Shaw said...

Is that a real picture of Arnie?
LOL

Pickleope said...

Wow. I can only imagine Arnold's inner-monologue when he was picking shirts: "This shirt makes my old man boobies look weird. Secret Arnold Baby, make your daddy a shirt, and for the last time I will not learn your stupid name, Secret Arnold Baby. Oh, make me something about that boney Kennedy girl I used to grind with before she got gross. Something simple. Yes, yes, that's very good. Very subtle. Now make me one that points to my meaty-dumbbell and have it say 'Secret Baby Maker' and on the back point to my wallet and say 'empty.' Good boy Secret Arnold Baby."

Gucci Mama said...

Douchey!

Matthew MacNish said...

Bill is known for slappin hoes.

Steve Bailey said...

Funny I never saw him wear the ...
"I survived Roids" T-shirt?

MRanthrope said...

Bill Clinton. My personal lord and savior.

meandmythinkingcap said...

Dude he is a politician. Maria and Hillary I dont think are surprised or feel cheated.

Thank, Q said...

I hope she gets so much alimony from him that he sends a cyborg from the future back to the past to try and prevent his outside pregnancy. What a loser! It's one thing to cheat, but you're going to rub it in (no pun intended), too?

kitkat said...

lmao! Arnie is a real dog!

Mama Spaghetti said...

Oh man...the pimp hand is just too much! So funny.

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