We decided to go out to Garcia's Mexican Restaurant and enjoy the best Mexican food Eastern Idaho has to offer.
We ordered drinks and our dinner from the most annoying baby-talking waitress on Earth, and settled into our chairs for nice conversation and footsie.
The waitress we were blessed with had an odd Wisconsin-ish accent. The accent combined with the baby-talk made for an interesting time.
Ittle Wittle Waitress fwom Wisconsin.
When we finally became tired of poking fun, we decided to eat.
That's when I heard it....
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeey Macarena! (aaaaah-iiight!)
It wasn't obvious since it was a horrible cover band instead of the horrible original duo, but the lyrics and the beat were basically the same.
This is supposed to be the nicest sit-down Mexican joint in town, and everything about it was more or less a joke, except for the food. The food is amazing, but I think getting it 'to-go' would be a wise choice next time.
On the bright side, it made for a refreshing night. This circus of a restaurant helped wash away the workweek like an extreme palate-cleanser on crack. I don't think I'll be going back anytime soon, but I appreciated the gesture nonetheless.
My question to you is: How in the hell do you rate this kind of night? Annoying yet oddly entertaining? Can you give a restaurant 4 stars in a review, but note that 2 of them were given ironically?