I was recently on a news website where I stumbled across a jarring headline:
"Penis Tattoo Gives Guy Permanent Erection."
The news story was sad but a little comical. It was not done in a tattoo parlor, and apparently the process messed up one too many nerves, giving the guy a semi-permanent chubby.
Not a full hard-on, but enough to notice through a pair of pants, I'm sure.
At that point, I would probably invest in some medical tape, some tight pants, and long, loose-fitting shirts.
...and hope for the best...
I have been debating for about 4 years on getting a tattoo. I would never get it in a spot like me penis, because I like that little guy too much. I don't want it ever messed up in any way possible.
I would also make sure to triple-check the spelling, so there was no mistake permanently etched into my body.
Lastly, I wouldn't get it in a place I couldn't cover up during a job interview or professional meeting. Neck/Face/Hand tatts, while ok in some situations, just scream 'tacky' to me, and is begging for people to judge you in a negative way.
That said, I am not against tattoos at all. If I were an employer, they wouldn't bother me at all, unless they were explicit, offensive, and intentionally designed to shock and 'stir the pot.'
What do you think about tattoos? What do you think about this idiot getting a tattoo on his penis, let alone one involving initials or names of girlfriends/boyfriends?
Feel free to leave a COMMENT below (sorry dude, *I* can spell...)