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5/21/11

I wonder how many followers I lost because of the Rapture...

*knock knock*

Anyone there?

Let me know who's still around by leaving me a comment, mmmk?

Here are some pictures found on the internet... Nobody I knew was raptured, except maybe a neighbor's cat...

Facebook Status:  "BRB..."

Ugly tie, but at least he won't be needing it anymore.

What a way to, erm, go.

Poor guy.  That's what he gets for sleeping in instead of
going to church with his family.

Edit:  Just found this image on iheartchaos.com.  As you know, the Macho Man Randy Savage died yesterday.  Some say it was a heart attack, but I see it as his grand plan to prevent the 2011 Rapture...

See for yourself:

Please Share it! :)

23 witty retorts:

Shona said...

lmao funny

The Empress said...

The photos are hilarious, especially the (former) guy on the toilet!! Thanks for sharing : )

The Ranters Box

Claude said...

Haha, nice pictures, I love your caption on the last one ;)

Annabelle said...

Yeah...Id comment...but I'm totally not here

Colin Biano said...
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Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

I think the rapture is a perfect way to disguise kidnappings. (:

ALSO, those pictures are HILARIOUS.

Sadly, I'm still around.
No orgies with God just yet.

Dwija {House Unseen} said...

Oh my gosh...that last one made me laugh out loud! XD

Marian said...

that's so funny you gained a follower (here :D)

Lady Estrogen said...

Bahaha - Oooooo yeeeeaaaahh!
Nice rapture pics too; I think I would have liked to have gone whilst sitting on the can - I wouldn't have wanted to have gone with a full tank.

Jewels said...

Too funny. Thank goodness Rapture turned out to be untrue...I was seriously freaking out (Real need for a sarcasm font here). I was sitting in the movie theater waiting to see Bridesmaids around 7 and the lights & screen went off and somebody screamed "RAPTURE" and the whole place cracked up! haha.

D4 said...

Eheheh I love these.

And yes I'm here!

Skankin_Pete said...

RIP Randy, He died for our sins!

Ian said...

Hilarious! Love the blog, good stuff!

Dale said...

haha..I'm still here. I can't believe people think this Rapture stuff can be true. Craziness! Glad to see everyone made it.

Nice post :)
Dale

Mynx said...

I thought I was going to see pictures of Dinosaurs. :(

L.S.B said...

THIS IS MACHO MADNESS!

Tony Van Helsing said...

Does this mean we go to heaven naked? I thought Christians didn't like nudity, at least that's the impression they gave when I went to church with my cock out.

Anonwadi said...

Omg. Top post. :D
I'm still laughing at the clothes "left behind" :D

Nom de Plume said...

lol, raptured mid-dump.... turn up to heaven with a shitty-arse!

Shutterbug said...

I'm still around! And I'm glad you are too! :)

G said...

I like the idea of Randy Savage taking one for the team and stopping the rapture... you have to love a bit of religious apocalyptic prediction...any excuse for a party

Melanie said...

yep...i'm here. better luck next time!

On My Soapbox said...

Dang, I didn't get raptured, either! Well, maybe I will in October.

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