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5/29/11

My First Half-Assed Weekend Post





It's a 3-day weekend, and I should be grilling, so today's post is short, sweet, and a little tangy.


I was on twitter, and Lynn the Randomista wants to hear some funny vagina names.


So I go off.  Here they are, in no particular order:

  • Panty Taco, 
  • Cunt-inental Breakfast, 
  • Bin Laden's Hideout, 
  • One Eyed One Horned Throbbing Purple Penis Eater
  • The Great Harrier Reef. 
  • The Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker. 
  • The Dick Suit. 
  • The Beef Sheath. 
  • Cock socket.
  • Velvet Sausage Wallet. 
  • Cock Cavern. 
  • Fur Burger. 
  • Yogurt Pot. 
  • Notorious V.A.G. 
  • Bubblegum Taco
  • And, as a shout out to Lady E... bajingos (click the link.  You NEED to click the link)
So I offer to you, oh gutter-brained followers... PLEASE ADD TO THIS LIST!  Comment below with some funny names, to keep TOAR laughing.


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31 witty retorts:

Lady Estrogen said...

Notorious V.A.G. is thee best I've heard in a long time. Awesome.

Mynx said...

Remind me to try some of those in my next naughty story lol

Alice X said...

Bin Laden's Hideout? All that time we were all searching the globe for the bearded terrorist and he was actually living in a vagina!

Annah said...

Fur burger? EWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Grossies.

BigMike said...

Venus penis trap

Va J J

Shutterbug said...

LOL. This is the first time I've heard of any of those names on that list. Thanks for the education! Someday it may come in handy! :)

Kelly said...

Hahaha...All of these cunt definitions are hilarious. That girl in the pic at the bottom down look too bad. Too bad she has a cheesy vagina. I'm lactose intolerant.

Autumnforest said...

If the woman's been doing it right, it should be the "dick massager."

D4 said...

You had me at Notorious V.A.G.

I can't think of any right now, despite the fact that I use them often. Nicknames are so much funnier than vagina.

elexerdelex said...

I clicked your link ;)
but I couldn't keep my smile off my face when you noted ''Notorious V.A.G.'' hahahahah xD

Mike said...

Black and decker pecker wrecker. lol!

Tony Van Helsing said...

Shag Spanner. Oh sorry that's knobs

The Empress said...

These are great! I did a post several months back on "Naughty Bits" featuring names for both male & female junk. Not surprisingly it seemed to be a huge hit with all of my word pervy followers. I'll definitely have to add some of these fun dirty words to my list of Empress Phraseology.

The Ranter's Box

Bart said...

lmao thats alotta cheesesies

Rob said...

Sometimes I get really nerdy and say Vagin buu. lol.

jorg wobblington lopez said...

Meat locker.

Kicking Rocks said...

i like cheetos, so i wouldnt mind...

SherilinR said...

wow, those were great! i had to share the link with a few friends. thanks for the pervy giggles today!

The Simple Dude said...

I doubt I could top any of those... but I have absolutely just increased my dirty vocabulary like ten fold - so happy Memorial Weekend to all of us!

SD
The Simple Dude

Lynn | TOAR said...

I am so happy that I can Help you write fun posts!!! I always so cooter cat!

Thank, Q said...

Man, I was out and about on Twitter Saturday night and I laughed so hard that The Mrs. demanded that I tell her what was so funny. After reading a few of these to her, she almost ran off of the road from laughing. I didn't know you made a post about it. LOL! Lynn can influence you into anything! LOL!

Kristof Unpronounceable said...

This is incredible. I haven't laughed so hard in my life.

Alexander said...

definitely using these, thanks!

Rumiko said...

Hahaha oh my god. I'm _NOT_ showing this to my boyfriend.

Moobeat said...

hahahaha

jrallen said...

Hahaha, amusing if slightly disturbing post.

blorriepoes said...

omg lol thats crazy.
+follow'd

This Guy said...

That is so great!

Big Damn Funny said...

You like stealing from us? http://www.bigdamnfunny.com/2009/08/15-terms-we-just-made-up-for-vagina.html

Brandon from lostinidaho.me said...

Seeing as I have 28 comments from this post (not including yours) and you have none, I can claim OC here.


Secondly, which name did I steal? I mainly looked at #funnyvaginanames on twitter and took the best (and added some originals). Never been to your site, looks kind of half-assed, so I won't be there again.

Big Damn Funny said...

A DMCA notice has been filed for your copyright infringement. You have just admitted to taking content from other sources. You do not get to "claim" original content based on comments.

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