I'm sorry to report that Miles is back to Niles, and has been returned to the shelter.
The problem? Our cats.
My girlfriend and I each have a cat. One has been around dogs before (hers) and one has not (mine). When we brought Miles home, we thought it would be a few days before things would settle down and everyone would get along.
Gf's cat (also known as the big fat bitch) hissed and lunged at Miles on a regular basis. They got into a pretty intense fight, and I'm surprised the cat walked away unharmed. My cat Weeble was so terrified of the dog she'd visibly shake. She also was peeing all over everything in protest.
I finally took Miles back to the shelter and they said "Oh, you have cats? Um, yeah... he doesn't like cats. His last owner, he put the guy's landlord's cat into the vet. Cat needed stitches.
Heh, thanks for warning us.
So no more Miles. We were able to return everything but about $40 worth of stuff, which is gonna be donated to mom-in-law's dog. That includes a big-ass bag of dog food. Lucky pup.
So like my title suggests, I don't need to build a doghouse anymore. But it looks like I'm going to need to build a trophy case. Because I was given 2 more awards!!
|I haven't had a girl give|
me her cherry in....
And she thinks I'm yummy! I haven't had a girl tell me I have 'that little bit extra' in, well...
Award rules state I need to tell you 3 things I love about myself, and then pass it on to 5 other bloggers.
1 - I love my sense of humor. It comes in handy when diffusing tense situations, and it melts women's butter faster than almost anything else I know of (maybe not as much as a 6pack, but I'm working on that)
2 - I love the fact that, if I want something and put effort into getting it, I get what I want. I'm not always ambitious, but when I am, watch out world.
3 - I love having green eyes. They're like a magical hypno-laser of sexiness.
As far as the 5 bloggers go, I choose these five fantastic females:
- BRB - Going Insane
- Colorful Rants of a Fed Up Sista
- Mama Still Wears Gucci (warning, gets a little NSFW at times)
- Reflections in a Wave Pool (should get a little more NSFW at times) =P
- The Animated Woman
If you're not sure why they are worthy of this award, go check 'em out. You'll see why. Their blogs speak for themselves.
|Have you hugged your blogger today?|
We like bj's too, ya know...
Secondly is the Hug-a-Blogger award, handed out by Adsila at Above the Norm. Apparently I show the characteristics of a good blogger. (Who knew? I just like to type...)
No hoops for this award. Just gonna wear it proudly, and hug all the bloggers I meet.
Have a great weekend, everyone. I'll be back with another absurd Idahoan post tomorrow.