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6/27/12

Tales from the Hotel Room: My TV Remote Looks Like A Dildo

As always, I'm on the road...

(...I love my job...)

I'm staying at a new hotel in Southern Utah, and they have a really neat remote control.  It's called the Clean Remote:


The Clean Remote is designed to be easily disinfected, which is fantastic for a hotel room.  A study on Fitness Health 101 shows that the TV remote is one of the dirtiest areas in the hotel room (along with doorknobs and the bedside light switch).  The fact that these can be easily sanitized are a BIG plus.


Best of all, it has a 'sleep timer' button, which not all hotel remotes have.  I like to fall asleep with the TV on, but I don't want the TV on all night.  Sleep timers = Win.

However, I noticed one interesting thing:


From the back, this remote control looks like... well...


...like it should a 'vibrate' function...

Thinking about this remote control being doubled as a dildo made me wonder if they TRULY sanitized this thing before I touched it...

Luckily, I bring along plenty of hand sanitizer with me.  I shake a lot of hands on the road, and you never know who is germy or sick...

...or if the last occupants in my hotel room shoved the remote control up their ass...


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15 witty retorts:

The Six-Fingered Monkey said...

Wow. They're asking for trouble with that thing!

NellieVaughn said...

No, no, no. I have stayed at hotels that have the Clean Remote, and now I won't be able to look at one without thinking about what someone possible did with it.

Squiglet said...

I am unbelievably happy that I have never seen one of those before now. You do have to wonder if it was a deliberate decision though, I mean it is an easily sanitised remote...

Brandon Lostinidaho said...

@Squiglet: If it had a vibrate function, it would definitely be deliberate. There were too many coincidences... the shape, the size... it bothered me.

Hey Monkey Butt said...

OoOoOo a remote control up the ass for the win! That's really awful and I might just think twice about grabbing the remote in a hotel if it looks at all like this one. HHAHA

Haven said...

At first I saw the front view and I was was skeptical, then you showed the back view and there it was. In all it's dildo like glory. People do like to stick the strangest things in their orifices. I'd take advantage of the ability to sanitize that thing.

Kingmush said...

=p I'm sure it was on purpose (;

Himbokal said...

You have to boil a dildo to truly sanitize it so just assume that you touched many stranger's vaginas and butt-holes. Start packing tongs and a stylus.

AccordingtoJewels said...

From the front I thought you were straight up crazy...from the back I get it. Still...the thought of EVER putting something found in a hotel room into my body is BEYOND repulsive!

1904 Blogger said...

ahahahah what the fu...

Lady Estrogen said...

Weeeeeellllllll, at least it's easily disinfected?! Ewww...

Scarlett said...

LOL - does it come with complimentary sanitising wipes too! x

Zombie said...

I dunno how I feel about holding the possible dildo remote. lol.

Adsila said...

It may be a clean remote but you still don't know where it has been.

Thank, Q said...

Wow. I will bring my own universal remote with me from now on. That's absolutely nasty to know that if I change the channel to ESPN that I may have some unknown lady jizz particles on my finger tips. Ew. Seriously. That's so gross. I need to see my fingers going in to whatever may cause lady jizz particles to get on them.

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