As a shout out to Lady E's "Write whatever I feel like" idea, I'm going to write about something that bothers me.
Air Quotes. You know... "These."
I have a business in my town that uses the suspicious quotation marks over "Gentle Dentists." It could be worse... they could be "Gentle" Dentists, but it's still a pretty bad usage of quotation marks.
Another popular one is on donation areas saying your donations are going to "Kids" overseas...
A quick internet search shows the misuse of "quotes" in abundance. They're probably more often misused than anything...
Here are a few of my favorites. Enjoy.
|It's really a puma, but we named it Fido...|
|I named my compelling urge for booze "Haiti..."|
|In other words, run the sink for 6 seconds and wipe hands on pants.|
|Wait... no... this may be good... Who has $100 they can loan me??|
|I needed this sign in my college dorm...|
|No socks, no "service?"|
|This... yeah, this is pretty accurate.|
Do you have any favorites? Describe them in the comments section. Thank you for your "time!"