Maybe I'm coming down with something?
I'm currently in Missoula Montana. In nearby Clinton, a yearly event is held every summer called the "Testicle Festival." Testy Festy 2012 is about drinking, dancing, debauchery, and of course, balls.
Looking at their website, I found a lot of college students from nearby Montana University at the shindig. Maybe this is why the wet t-shirt contests are so popular?
Needless to say, this fest is adults only. You need to be 21 or over to enter the grounds...
...as exotic as it sounds and as adventurous as I am, I don't think you'll ever find me sampling this fried, um, 'delight.'
But that may not keep me from Testy Festy...
This year's fest is August 1st thru 5th. Admission is only $16, and from what I gather, they serve other foods here.
...I'd still shy away from any signs saying "Chicken Nuggets" though... wait... do roosters have low-hangers?
If you were in the area, would you go? Would you endure the bad country music, rednecks galore, and balls-a-plenty to see scores of this:
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