Dude Write 9 submission...)
My girlfriend was in the mood (and we were out) so she sent me to the local Drug Store for a box of Magnums.
Now, I have to say, I never get tired of buying these. Every time I bring a box of Magnums up to the register, I get that knowing look. Even moreso if the cashier is female.
They know I'm "that kind of man." Four times out of five, I'll get a certain smile from the cashier...
This last time was extra special, and you'll soon find out why. Here is the dialogue between me and the cashier. She was 17, maybe 18... very cute and very ...forward. Needless to say, this conversation had me blushing.
Her: Are those Magnums?
Her: *stammers for a second* ...so, what's the occasion?
Me: My girlfriend sent me out for these. We're out, and when she wants some I can't tell her no.
|Oh, IT'S ON.|
Her: *awkward silence* Hey, how many are in that box??
Me: *looks* Three, why?
Her: I know we just met, but ...um, I don't suppose your girlfriend likes to ...share? How about you save one of those bad boys for me?
Me, startled: Um, I dunno... I think I would have to ask her first. She may not be cool unless she knows what's going on...
Her: Are you sure? It could be our little secret... she doesn't have to know...
Me: I think she'd notice if I came home with a box of three with only two in it...
Her: Ok, good point. I guess I'll just buy some myself when I get off my shift.
It was hard to say no, because she was so persistent...
...I mean, don't they look delicious??