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2/7/11

Run and Hide! V-day, t-minus 7 days!

I spent this morning wandering the town, taking notes, and getting plenty of blog fodder.  More Idaho shenanigans coming soon.

For now, I want to talk about Valentine's Day.  It is a week away (on a Monday?  lame) and like most people, I am trying to find the best expression of love for my mate.

Here are some of the rejected ideas:

She's a Star Trek fan, but I'm afraid Picard would steal her away


Not because it isn't awesome, but her mom would hunt me down and murder me for this.


 Again, fitting, but I choose life.


  She peeked and saw this one.  "Awwwwwww..."  but no.


 Too soon?



I liked this so much, it's my current wallpaper.


 Getting closer, but it still isn't gonna get me laid.


While this is a pretty good checklist for the day, I don't think she will appreciate the underlying message here...


 um....


 Winnar!!!

You know what, I think it's going to be safest to do the traditional dinner/night out deal this year.  It may not be the most romantic Valentine's ever, but at least I'll survive to see the 15th...
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34 witty retorts:

Araita said...

LOL you made my day man! But then I realised I will be alone ;_;

UberCorp said...

I love the Steve Irwin one... Also the I dont always. Still trying to find out what I'm getting my Valentine... =\

gekomaster said...

The stormtrooper one is amazing.

D4 said...

Crikey. You got me in the heart. I'm stealing that. I would use it.. but I too would like to see the 15th.

Fascist for Fashion said...

Dawww birdo

Tasty said...

I am soo with gekomaster. Storm trooper takes the cake.

Zoe! said...

O the joys of being single.

Sieger said...

haha i'm using one of these

Lost.in.Idaho said...

Haha, let me know which one, Sieger. And let me know how it works out for you!

May said...

The Most Interesting Man In the World is pure epicness. =D

rickysha said...

haha, "my junk, your vag" I love that one!

CreamSodaAndWhiskey said...

These were awesome!

Okko said...

nothing beats food ...ever

Frosty said...

Hahaha, last one made me laugh

beyondhiphop said...

im trying to get me a gf :D

- mixtapes

Walkabeast said...

haha classy stuff

Johnny Drama said...

Haha I'm actually going to give my gf one of these, will post results. Also, must figure out how to make a card out of this without making it look like shit.

Tristie said...

Ouch. Poor Steve, the rest were hilarious =P

donga5000 said...

Lol, these are awesome!

Zennith said...

The Picard one was awesome. I'm gonna send it to someone haha

syxiv said...

I vote for the checklist card :P

Lendo Khar said...

I want a Picard card, I'm going to make one myself.

Hydrax said...

These are great!

ZoSo said...

My Junk, your vag. Fucking hilarious.

Arcee said...

To be honest, any of these would get you laid.


(With the proper amount of seditives)

LacedNFitted said...

Love these pictures. Gonna get a couple.

Jessica said...

Last one cracked me up xD

What a wonderful world said...

I have the key to your heart, so sweet. ;)

metalpark_73192 said...

That Crocodile Hunter one was just messed up RIP

PvtCarlin said...

Blast doors. Epicz!

AS said...

I would've lol'd at any one of them.

The giraffe one was really sweet, too.

Jorge said...

I liked these a lot. I'm gonna go give some to my girlfriend on Valentine's Day now. lol

The Almighty Lewis said...

lol, these valentine's just made my day. Maybe I'll try one out this year.

Choirchick22 said...

Steve Irwin = WIN!

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