For now, I want to talk about Valentine's Day. It is a week away (on a Monday? lame) and like most people, I am trying to find the best expression of love for my mate.
Here are some of the rejected ideas:
She's a Star Trek fan, but I'm afraid Picard would steal her away
Not because it isn't awesome, but her mom would hunt me down and murder me for this.
Again, fitting, but I choose life.
She peeked and saw this one. "Awwwwwww..." but no.
Too soon?
I liked this so much, it's my current wallpaper.
Getting closer, but it still isn't gonna get me laid.
While this is a pretty good checklist for the day, I don't think she will appreciate the underlying message here...
um....
Winnar!!!
You know what, I think it's going to be safest to do the traditional dinner/night out deal this year. It may not be the most romantic Valentine's ever, but at least I'll survive to see the 15th...
34 witty retorts:
LOL you made my day man! But then I realised I will be alone ;_;
I love the Steve Irwin one... Also the I dont always. Still trying to find out what I'm getting my Valentine... =\
The stormtrooper one is amazing.
Crikey. You got me in the heart. I'm stealing that. I would use it.. but I too would like to see the 15th.
Dawww birdo
I am soo with gekomaster. Storm trooper takes the cake.
O the joys of being single.
haha i'm using one of these
Haha, let me know which one, Sieger. And let me know how it works out for you!
The Most Interesting Man In the World is pure epicness. =D
haha, "my junk, your vag" I love that one!
These were awesome!
nothing beats food ...ever
Hahaha, last one made me laugh
im trying to get me a gf :D
- mixtapes
haha classy stuff
Haha I'm actually going to give my gf one of these, will post results. Also, must figure out how to make a card out of this without making it look like shit.
Ouch. Poor Steve, the rest were hilarious =P
Lol, these are awesome!
The Picard one was awesome. I'm gonna send it to someone haha
I vote for the checklist card :P
I want a Picard card, I'm going to make one myself.
These are great!
My Junk, your vag. Fucking hilarious.
To be honest, any of these would get you laid.
(With the proper amount of seditives)
Love these pictures. Gonna get a couple.
Last one cracked me up xD
I have the key to your heart, so sweet. ;)
That Crocodile Hunter one was just messed up RIP
Blast doors. Epicz!
I would've lol'd at any one of them.
The giraffe one was really sweet, too.
I liked these a lot. I'm gonna go give some to my girlfriend on Valentine's Day now. lol
lol, these valentine's just made my day. Maybe I'll try one out this year.
Steve Irwin = WIN!
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