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2/27/11

Sunday Sillyness: Tyra... you so crazy...

As a teenager in the 90's, I had a fun array of celebrities and models to, um, "inspire" me.

One of my favorite models, BY FAR, was Tyra Banks.


The eyes, the hair, the skin, the CURVES... Tyra was a goddess to me.  I bought her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue in 1997, and wore that magazine OUT.


When they started showing Victoria's Secret shows on TV, I'd lock myself in my bedroom and practically go blind...

So naturally, when I heard she was getting her own show in 2003, I watched.  America's Next Top Model was my guilty pleasure.

Season 1 aired, and it made me fall for Tyra even more.  Not only is she GORGEOUS, but she's down-to-Earth too.  She has a sense of humor, and is more 'real' than I thought.

But as the show continued from season to season....



Tyra started to lose her appeal to me...



This bitch is just plain crazy...

When she spawned 'The Tyra Show,' I was no longer attracted to her.


I'm sorry, I don't care how good you look, or if your boobs are God's gift to men everywhere.  The second you go psycho, my peepee shrivels.

Sorry Tyra. 10 years ago, I would have done EVERYTHING to you.  Now, I'm just worried for you... Maybe it has to do with her hair color?  Too much bleach is rotting her brain?  Or is she turning into the stereotypical blonde?  Either way, run and hide...
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lifes a carnival said...

I totally agree. She always had something so unique about her, she was so sweet and in a way, kind of modest about how beautiful she was.

However, I now feel as though she has gotten a bit too big for her boots. When ever I watch the Tyra Banks show, I just end up getting annoyed when she gets up on her sassy horse.

Such a shame.

Araita said...

Why I can't stop looking at the last picture?

Linksss said...

Id still smash

D4 said...

Actually, the blonde is a wig. And she IS psycho, but psycho is sexy. Shhhh.

Joe Somebody said...

I have always thought she was ugly. She has such a huge forehead.

Autumnforest said...

HeeHee. Yes, I admit that when I modeled, the women I had to deal with had some serious problems. I think Tyra is naturally a dork and now she's letting it loose because she has her own venue. I just don't like her. She acts like she's genuine, but it's really all for attention. There's not much genuine in her. Just look at when she got caught being "fat" and suddenly dropped a crapload of weight after saying they can kiss her fat butt. Hmm... I think she doesn't know who she is, she just adapts to what people think of her. I knew so many of those empty-shelled girls which is probably why I left the industry.

Alopix said...

This gifs are amazing, loved them^^^

meandmythinkingcap said...

I hate her..Total Narcist who carry the attitude that every1 else is burden to the land and only she is the best-come on! u were a model who was psing nude and not mother Teresa.
Her talkshow is just lame, bitchy,airbrain version.
I have no respect for ppl who watch tht show.

LigerLily said...

haha, this is pretty funny. There is something mesmerizing about that next model show, maybe the ugly duckling transformation aspect of it.

G said...

I'm like you, love her modelling work and natural gifts...but recently her TV stuff is garbage

Havuelete said...

I've never seen her TV show, so she's still gorgeous :)

ebm93 said...

Yeah, she was better before.

rinns said...

Top model is my guiltiest pleasure and it is so trashy to watch, I try not to make it known to the public.
She is actually a psycho though .___.

Ugh said...

i would watch it anyway

seamagpie said...

psycho decreases hotness for you? in my world it increases hotness and decreases my ability to put up with the girl

THUNDERCAT832 said...

Lmfao! I loved this post! I think it just throws people off because someone that "pretty" typically isn't supposed to act like that. I act the same way...MAYBE WORSE, but its acceptable in a way because physically I'm an average looking female.

phil said...

Psycho or not,I would still do unspeakable acts to her, probably until my testicles fell off.

Kelly said...

I always did think she was psycho. She wasn't among my favorite models to look at pumping the ol' meatlog purposes. There was a time when I would have allowed her to lick my lolly, but she's too damn crazy nowadays, I agree. I can see her tearing off a man's jangly bits with her teeth.

jorg wobblington lopez said...

These are hilarious. Have you seen her freak out on a contestant in Americas Next Top Model, and have you seen Family Guys parody of it? Good good stuff. I don't like her anymore either.

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Eric P said...

I think people liked her when they weren't hearing her speak. Just looking at her back in the day is fine, but now that she's put herself on television, people have gotten to know the real Tyra, and they aren't impressed! Least of all Joel McHale from The Soup.

ghi said...

ahahah, loved the last one xD

Jewels said...

Thanks so much for stopping by my blog and leaving such a great comment. Of course I had to stop by and check out yours. This cracked me up. There was a time that even as a straight women I could see the appeal of Tyra...but she is straight up off her rocker now. I don't care how hot you are psycho is never sexy.

Kicking Rocks said...

LMAO at the labels: chronic masturbation!

Astronomy Pirate said...

Yeah, that girl is crazy, and I'd stay far far away from her.

Meghan Moran said...

haha awesome timeline of gifs

The Pokemon Master-er said...

Hahha, I loved the turn in your post !
The Tyra I "know" is that psycho !
And she frightens me...

haluk said...

crazy and hot :D
awsome gifs

Christophe said...

The thing I hate about her his her chubby loving, trying to be the spokesperson for plus-size girls one minute, and treating skinniness as important the next.

She's a hypocrite who tried to capitalize on the difficulty that others have with weight.

Random Girl said...

Thanks for stopping by Random Girl this weekend, hope you are liking what you are seeing. Love this post, I thought I was the only one that had seen the craziness escalate, phew, I'm not alone!
She was wicked hot in her prime, I would have totally made out with her. But, like my darling Jewels said above, crazy is never sexy!

The Duke said...

yeah she's a hotty but bitch be trippin. Thankfully in my fantasies she rarely talks.

PvtCarlin said...

You have a fascinating fascination with Tyra mate!

ed said...

i refuse to watch her shows

mmmpieohyeah said...

she looked like a goddess in the first picture
but then I scrolled down...

Chris said...

Somewhere along the line...Tyra lost it. She wants to be Oprah, but she should just stick to being Tyra

JWtechparts said...

i loved her when i was 10, 10 years later im just like "who is that?"

Banacek said...

That's one crazy bitch! I had a crush on her when she was on Fresh Prince.

Zakk said...

She is so crazy! I just stopped by to show my support!

synoptixs said...

i USED to have the hots for tyra :(

lefthandedstraw said...

tyra aint no oprah, but she looks so much finer.

The_illustrative_Mind said...

I remember seeing some of those gifs. Had no idea the story behind it but now that I know.. wow! She has really gone off the deep end here.

zepdragon said...

Incredible how much people can change in a decade

Adventures of Life said...

Yeah its amazing what fame can do to one's ego.

Jesse Brooks said...

Yeah, I try not to let people know that I watch top model. I only do it because my fiance wants to... I swear...

Thank, Q said...

LOL! Nice! I honestly think I went through the same phase, too. I was in love with Tyra all the way up to "Higher Learning" and after she started doing her talk show, I started thinking she was nuts. I still think that she's nuts. What was one of my dream girls turned into my favorite segment on "The Soup."

Lady Estrogen said...

I think I'm going to have nightmares after seeing those animations!!! HAHA... crazy lady.
At least the violence hasn't set in yet... right?

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