Apparently there was an Ag symposium in town as well, and the chaperons came to party after all the 4H kids went to bed.
Two semi-hot women in tight cowboy jeans came up to the bar and started ordering drinks. After about drink two, they start talking about blowjobs.
And they're arguing.
One insists "It's not a bj unless he pops in your mouth. If it end in the hand, it's a handjob with some sloppy kisses..."
This argument went on for some time, while I did my best to hide an awkward boner.
A few 'random dudes' at the bar heard this and started planning their evening. More guys were getting riled up, but noone dared approach them... they didn't want the conversation to end.
And as the drinks kept flowing, their volume rose.
And their conversation somehow got clearer through the noise and bustle of the bar...
They talked about technique... tugging versus twisting, licking versus sucking...
More and more faces on the men had that 'awkward boner' look... slightly flushed, looking around to see if anyone is noticing, all while staying attentive to the conversation at hand...
One guy at the bar laughed, and tried to cover it up. He almost fucked it up for all of us, as the girls still didn't realize we were listening to every word they were saying...
Once they were done with blowjob talk, they went into 'one-upsmanship' mode with sex stories. Places they've been, sizes they've been with (which turned off a lot of guys, fearing they can't compete) and brag brag brag.
They both, at one point, agreed to the fact that "ass is the new pussy," as they both seemed to prefer it in the back door.
More guys with awkward boner faces. Not even the bartender wanted to come from behind the bar to serve people drinks at their table...
Two minutes of awkward silence later, the bar erupted into talk again. This time, about those girls and their conversation.
I guess most of the men were waiting for the blood to flow back into their brains?
Or they don't like talking to other men when they're pitching a tent in their pants....
Either/or, it made for a fun night. If only the 4H kids knew what their moms were really like, and if only the other parents knew as well.
As for the bar, we all knew. And that's good enough for me.
9 witty retorts:
You know how you can tell they were just getting attention? No chick prefers it in the ass. None. Unless her name is John and she "tucks."
I'm with RG. I think that they knew and just didn't care. They probably wanted the attention. But, aside from the story, your photos have me cracking up over here. Especially, the soccer pic. LOL!
Yup, I'm with RG. We know you are listening. We know when the volume escalates. A lot of times girls are going for shock value and usually looking for free drinks/ONS. No girl talks like that when she's looking to meet somebody special.
Seems to me that they were talking loudly on purpose, most likely trying to get picked up.
Funny stuff, though!
I'm not sure if they were trying to get picked up, or just trying to rile all of us dudes up....
My friends and I talk about this stuff all the time. We don't get louder the more we drink, but we also don't whisper. We have been known to turn to people who are obviously ear hustling and say, "Dude, we know you're listening. Just pipe in!"
I have to agree with RG. Would def lead to some laughs once they were gone! ;)
Oh they knew everyone was listening...trust me! That was probably the biggest part of the thrill for them. Sounds like you had an educational and entertaining night.
This is why I adore you. This puts a completely different spin on that night!
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