Today, to celebrate the absurd, I present to you two videos.
First is the newest by Charlie Sheen. He teamed up with Funny or Die to make this hilarious vid.
I can't tell if he's laughing at himself, and poking fun of his idiocy, or if he truly believes this crap. Either way, this is gold.
Next up is a classic. This was inspired by a conversation I had with another blogger.
(this isn't verbatim, but you get the gist)
Her: I didn't get any last night. I'm sad. My husband fell asleep on the couch.
Me: Why not wake him up with a bj? He wouldn't be sleeping for long. We men LOVE surprises like that.
Her: I dunno. I'm afraid he will pee on me in his sleep, and I don't want that.
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Warm hand in a bowl of water, sure. Maybe. But I don't think I've ever came close to wetting the bed under these circumstances....
So, without naming names... Ms Blogger, this is for you. <3
Enjoy your Sunday, everyone.