|This is what you look like when you're watching|
Back then, it was one of dad's Playboy magazines (helloooo Jenny McCarthy!) and good ol' lefty.
The 4th or 5th time, I rubbed myself raw. I didn't learn the benefits of lube until I was sixteen (and paid the price on more than one occasion).
Looking back at then versus now, my 'technique' has definitely evolved. There are definitely a million and six different ways to 'fap.'
A dry-rub, with lubrication, lefty, righty, 'the stranger' and toys galore.
Well, now there are a million and seven... Introducing, for you iPad users, the newest way to jerk it to internet porn:
The Fleshlight attachment, also known as the FleshliPad.
The only warning I can give guys is not to try and use this 'hands-free.' If you put too much weight on the screen you're going to break the glass. iPads, like their iPhone cousins, have screens that break when you look at them the wrong way.
Oh, and if you like giving 'facials' to your victims, DO NOT let your kids play Angry Birds on this device! I don't care how many times you've wiped it off, that's just plain wrong.
For those of you that have Android tablets, I am sure there is an Android version out there somewhere (if not, there will be soon). As technology improves, the evolution of sex (whether solo or with a friend) will always find ways to advance and evolve...
After all, science is awesome!