tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post6032440737421078582..comments2024-01-02T23:26:58.811-07:00Comments on My Own Private Idaho: The Evolution of Jerking It (Science is AWESOME!)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-12332559668770640632012-07-11T07:49:22.659-06:002012-07-11T07:49:22.659-06:00Grats on your Dude Write Win!Grats on your Dude Write Win!Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-46364032922839003352012-07-10T10:58:14.239-06:002012-07-10T10:58:14.239-06:00I think the next fleshly pad should be a set of li...I think the next fleshly pad should be a set of lips doing a soft sucking motion with a protruding tongue which vibrates while making a circular pattern. I'd so be buying them for all my girlfriends!Blondie McBaffledhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16938975677692582118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-64944374283228358162012-07-10T09:18:29.033-06:002012-07-10T09:18:29.033-06:00Good gravy, masturbation technology? I can barely ...Good gravy, masturbation technology? I can barely figure out Twitter!June O'Harahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00594073480086469761noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-8340244565930644052012-07-10T09:08:06.943-06:002012-07-10T09:08:06.943-06:00BTW, I submitted a link for this post to Reddit. ...BTW, I submitted a link for this post to Reddit. Let me know if you see an up tick in traffic from it.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02865863984001684338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-26831263330449471842012-07-10T06:50:27.675-06:002012-07-10T06:50:27.675-06:00I love science and technology SO MUCH!
I've ...I love science and technology SO MUCH! <br /><br />I've given my screen a facial so many fucking times, there is a permanent cloud. <br /><br />Yeah, I went there.Damon Peter Rallishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14157261418784403307noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-12081211978747521172012-07-09T17:05:27.845-06:002012-07-09T17:05:27.845-06:00Think about the possibilities, especially once the...Think about the possibilities, especially once the women's version hits the streets. Imagine a deployed soldier, his young wife at home alone, each of with their own Fleshlights, customized to exactly match their mate’s genitals. It could be part of every warrior’s basic kit. Hell, we should give them to the enemy, too. It would certainly cut down on casualties on both sides. I bet Steve Jobs never thought of that when he put a front camera and Facetime on the iPad.<br /><br />Every couple should own a matched set. They could have iSex whenever work or circumstances caused them the be away from one another. Marriage fatigue and boredom would be a thing of the past. Tired or your wife? Just replace the latex insert with a tighter, younger model. Women, is hubby only able to satisfy 20 of your shades of grey? Then just upgrade to a longer, heftier attachment. And who can tell if you are looking at you mate or watching Wild Girls 13 or Magic Mike? The possibilities are endless. The next iPad release is sure to have a vibrator. I can see an entire licensed line of celebrity Fleshy inserts. I’m going to buy latex mold and start signing up talent right now.Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02865863984001684338noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-60091148116117491752012-07-08T17:57:22.033-06:002012-07-08T17:57:22.033-06:00Your loss, jp. I personally try to touch myself i...Your loss, jp. I personally try to touch myself in an inappropriate manner at least 3 times a week!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02993699573170596587noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-28803164946802791672012-07-08T17:47:28.524-06:002012-07-08T17:47:28.524-06:00Disgusting! I have never touched myself in an inna...Disgusting! I have never touched myself in an innappropriate manner and I never will again.jphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14366756099517322071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-33337908702728275032012-07-08T10:57:50.415-06:002012-07-08T10:57:50.415-06:00Hahhaaaa if only they'd put that much creativi...Hahhaaaa if only they'd put that much creativity and diligence into finding the cure for cancer! Also, where do they sell these? I'm asking for a friend and stuff...Daniel Nesthttp://nest-expressed.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-18490354337816831692012-07-08T08:58:10.652-06:002012-07-08T08:58:10.652-06:00That is a disgustingly clever idea! Brilliant....b...That is a disgustingly clever idea! Brilliant....but creepy!Workingdanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00431559781969929972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-50346114337957438692012-07-07T21:26:40.598-06:002012-07-07T21:26:40.598-06:00wait, do ipads have an easy to clean screen?wait, do ipads have an easy to clean screen?jasonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-64952947583150037562012-07-07T12:51:37.296-06:002012-07-07T12:51:37.296-06:00A long time ago I pondered the evolution of cyber ...A long time ago I pondered the evolution of cyber sex and imagined a world in which people would climb into wetsuit-like garb infused with air pressure controlled external pads over the entire body of the suit. Instead of "virtual" sex or phone sex, they could interact with others via the internet, with each partner's "sex suit" responding exactly to the motions and touches of the other person.<br /> Coordinate that with hologram visuals and you've got yourself a recipe for the extinction of mankind. Why bother with a real relationship (with all of those drawbacks a significant other can bring to your life...) when you can just plug into your favorite networking site, pick a partner for a roll in the cyber-hay, and get off in the privacy of your own cave?<br /> Coming to a chat room near you any day now...squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-27262862924536449412012-07-07T07:36:55.362-06:002012-07-07T07:36:55.362-06:00This scares me. If we wait long enough we're e...This scares me. If we wait long enough we're eventually going to create machines that will negate the need to do anything for ourselves. Ever. We'll be more machine and genetic engineering than man and we'll be sustained by tubes which are giving us the essential vitamins and minerals that keep us alive. No one will have jobs because they've all been taken over by machines and no one will reproduce because by then we'll have perfected the simulation of a sexual experience with Terminator-like sexbots. And you know what? I think that was Steve Jobs' plan all along.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-9620132654190542592012-07-06T17:00:58.543-06:002012-07-06T17:00:58.543-06:00I'm not sure the world needed this...
Is ther...I'm not sure the world needed this...<br /><br />Is there a woman's edition coming out with a clothes dryer attached?<br /><br />WGWilyGuyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17867042879433282534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-74945868308973017462012-07-06T13:05:43.584-06:002012-07-06T13:05:43.584-06:00Good gawd, what will they come up with next. wait!...Good gawd, what will they come up with next. wait!! Don't tell me, I don't want to know!!Hey Monkey Butthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03876011642278169652noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-78986617583563999652012-07-06T12:44:28.488-06:002012-07-06T12:44:28.488-06:00Wow...just wow...Wow...just wow...Who Woulda Thought?https://www.blogger.com/profile/14492854309076767707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-15876019825819899512012-07-06T09:07:56.505-06:002012-07-06T09:07:56.505-06:00These comments are hilarious!These comments are hilarious!Mandy_Fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05561598721266208665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-8725657983430481662012-07-06T07:54:39.207-06:002012-07-06T07:54:39.207-06:00How do you continue to watch if the screen is all ...How do you continue to watch if the screen is all jumping up down while you pound it? I'm not a guy so I don't know but I think it would make me dizzy!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-46646241257864434852012-07-06T07:47:20.410-06:002012-07-06T07:47:20.410-06:00FOR SCIENCE!FOR SCIENCE!Zombiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18274779347167552161noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-25195753036643861512012-07-06T04:19:55.242-06:002012-07-06T04:19:55.242-06:00Wow. That is so sad. But if you had a Apple fetish...Wow. That is so sad. But if you had a Apple fetish it could be the greatest thing since Steve "blow" Jobs.Amyhttp://www.kidfreeliving.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-55685412773462979772012-07-06T02:38:41.586-06:002012-07-06T02:38:41.586-06:00I don't even know what to write. I am as repul...I don't even know what to write. I am as repulsed and I am intrigued. Why don't they have something like this for women?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-9661892898299278872012-07-05T21:25:44.886-06:002012-07-05T21:25:44.886-06:00B, I don't even know what to say about that. ...B, I don't even know what to say about that. I just showed The Mrs. and she's all O_o. I don't think I ever imagined something like that when I was a kid. Where was technology in the 80's? Imagine hooking something like that up to a Tandy 100 EX computer. You'd probably still have the burn marks.Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14371841750506260427noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-55290465141236879432012-07-05T20:37:27.800-06:002012-07-05T20:37:27.800-06:00Huh. Really? That just seems so impractical, and...Huh. Really? That just seems so impractical, and not very sexy at all. But I guess anyone with enough imagination to think that their tingly hand is someone else's, might be able to get a whole lot out of this contraption!Kinley Danehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02648398736837020249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-75334727096766256652012-07-05T13:55:25.702-06:002012-07-05T13:55:25.702-06:00God, I'm glad these weren't around when I ...God, I'm glad these weren't around when I was fifteen, I would have gummed up the internet.squatlohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00041016017342355678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1754086061123343561.post-89995927733294197972012-07-05T11:44:10.590-06:002012-07-05T11:44:10.590-06:00Do it for science, with science.Do it for science, with science.Havenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06219816721347558501noreply@blogger.com