The Beauty Queen and... the... Canadian blonde chick... >.> |
Because of this, I have decided to dedicate this edition of the sillies to the elegant, majestic moose.
This is where some interesting moose facts would go, but honestly, they're not very interesting. They can dive up to 30 feet and only have front teeth on the bottom, not the top.
Other than that, they're known to befriend flying squirrels and hang out in Minnesota.
Oh, and like most males, the bull moose will hump anything it can if deprived long enough. Kind of like if GI Joe makes a visit to your pad for a while.
Who's your moose? WHO'S YOUR MOOSE!?!? *hrnk hrnk hrnk* |
Anyway, enjoy your weekend. The normal madness resumes tomorrow! Thanks again for participating in all the fun!