I made it 3 years before I gave in, and the only reason I did is because:
1 - My wife begged, and
2 - We had friends to come with us.
We did the 'married couple double date' thing, and arrived at the corn maze shortly after dusk. There were 3 paths to choose from, and we basically picked the first entrance we found.
Into the corn we went...
...and we got lost...
FOR A LONG TIME.
We started cracking corny puns, and eventually started talking about corn porn.
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So we cheated.
We cut through the 'don't cut through here' paths, in the direction toward the exit (or so we thought). We swathed our own path, and ended up in a completely different maze.
Stuck again. Lost again.
The lighter started to look tempting.
BUT WAIT, WE HAVE GPS!! So we cheated again, and after 2 hours we found an edge. Walked down the street. Found our cars...
And went to a bar.