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Showing posts with label sex toys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex toys. Show all posts

10/2/12

The Fun of Naughty (from Danielle)

Halloween Nurse Sexy Costume

It's October and Halloween is creeping up quick. Time for Halloween parties and a guy's favorite eye candy (no pun indented!): sexy, revealing costumes. Attend any Halloween party in a night club or corner bar and you'll see a sea of naughty nurses and frisky schoolgirls. The naughty costumes are super popular because deep inside every woman has a naughty streak just waiting to explode.

Time to take the naughtiness to another level, we're talking kinky sex toys play in the bedroom. Don't worry, it's nothing too freaky, your grandmother won't totally spin in her grave. The tip coming is the silent sex toy, the one that's most often made fun of in movies and television shows. Think “Me, Myself and Irene” for example. We're talking naughty fun with a dildo.

Classy shops sell dildos meaning they are more socially acceptable to use in the bedroom then in decades past. Check out a family run sex shop that features a nice collection without naked women or anything smutty. It's amazing how they made dildos look so classy, http://www.theadulttoyshop.com/dildos so you can get an idea of what's available.

Many couples would not consider the dildo, they would go straight to a vibrator instead. There are a few reasons why dildos are a good choice. Yes they don't vibrate but the form can be very realistic, if there was to be a motor placed inside (think realistic vibrator) them this affects the realistic qualities of the material. She will notice a firm bulge inside the shaft so it takes away from the true to life experience. The point concluding here is that dildos will always feel more real then vibrator. Look at examples of realistic models here especially the style that's crafted from UR3, it's a real marvel of human imitation and perhaps even quite creepy with how real it looks.

Next feature to adore is how it's entirely waterproof, even though many vibes are, the little “O” ring covering the bottom case tends to let water seep in therefore using a vibe in the bathtub is never advised whereas your friendly fake penis can come into the tub with you allowing you to fully act out a very naughty sexual fantasy. Play together under the water, further instructions are not required as it would take this lesson deep into X rated category, but you get the point!

Thinking of these two qualities it's easy to reconsider this rubber phallic mold and know it's easy to play kinky in a more versatile way.  So when you're on your way home after the adult Halloween party and in a horny mood after seeing all those sexy ladies teasing you to no end, make sure to have a unmarked white box at your bedside ready to act out the frisky feelings inside with your personal naughty nurse!

*Sponsored post, from Danielle at theadulttoyshop.com*

1/20/12

Freaky Friday: Dogs, Sex, and Dog Sex (kind of NSFW, but not really)

Fun fact:  2 out of 3 households have dogs.

Fun Fact:  3 out of 5 households have some sex toys in them.

(another fun fact: 42% of all statistics are made up, and totally full of crap)

If you do the math, odds are good at least SOME readers have both sex toys and a dog (or dogs) in their household.

Now think about this... Dogs like to chew, yes?  Bones, toys, tugs, whatever they can get a hold of.

...which explains why there are so many pictures of dogs gnawing on sex toys when you do some image searches...

I have a dog at home (Melody the German Shepherd), and there are a few toys locked away (I write from time to time for edenfantasys).  I make sure the two are never combined, because I don't want my dog to be just another silly picture on the interwebs.

...because you know... if she ever found one and started gnawing on it, I'd take a picture first... when done laughing, I'd scold her...

But dogs sure do love their sex toys...

So what do you do when your pooch has a fetish?  Do you buy it it's very own vibrator?

To have and to hold?

(and to chew?)

Why not, instead of getting it a people toy, get it it's very own designed-for-dogs sex toy??

...yes... they do exist...

Meet the hotdoll.  It's made in France.  It's designed 'for trendy dogs.'

...and it can be yours...

You can purchase one at the hotdoll website for a cool 149 Euros (plus shipping, if you live in the states like I do).  They come in black or white, and you can buy extra 'receptacle' cones for an additional fee.

The last male dog I had was Spike, the horny Chihuahua.  I was 10, and was in the phase of 'outgrowing' a lot of my stuffed animals.  Remember Pound Puppies?  I had one.  Cooler.  Around the time we got Spike, I was done with Cooler, so I gave the stuffed toy to the dog.

Spike loved it.  Loved it long time.  Loooong time...

That poor stuffed animal.  When we finally threw it away it was stained and crusty.  But you know what?  Spike was happy.  And that toy was a hand-me-down, originally $15.

Would I buy my dog a sex toy, if it were obsessed?  Maybe.  But would I spend over $100?  Probably not...

Still, if it exists, there's probably a market for it...