Ok, now what?
Do I have to be completely bare? It's kind of cold...
And why exactly am I 'baring' with you? Is it National Streaking Day or something?
Oh, you mean BEAR with me? Well that's completely different....
...can I put my clothes back on now?
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You set the tone for my day, thanks.
I would bare with but...
A) I'm at work and I don't think they would appreciate me running around naked.
B) 2 grown men baring it all together just isn't natural.
Haha, you look deep in thought.
It's mostly the confusion why people are asking me to get naked with them... I get naked, and all of a sudden there's no interest in me anymore...
What daniel said. I made dinner and ate naked the other night. Note to self: hot grease hurts nipples. Haha.
Bear, Bare... They're all the same anyway, aren't they? No?! you say? Well then go right ahead and put your clothes back on then I guess! :)
Yes, by all means put on your clothes. Have you considered layering? Just kidding; you are in your own house, after all. Right?
LMAO! I love this B.. you are so crazy.
Two words: sex sells. Two more words: work it.
Say that in a deep, Barry White voice, and it really adds value to the comment.
GET DRESSED OH MY GOD THAT CAN NOT BE UNSEEN!!!!
You're killing me!
OH COME ON I AM NOT THAT UGLY!
I actually think I look better when I'm naked...
Ha ha! I believe you're the modern day Amelia Bedelia!
Does she like to get naked too?
Hay gurl haaaaayyy....
It's the perfect solution. If your grammar is horrid, I'm getting naked. If you don't want to see my ugly white ass, learn to communicate.
My internet is down, so I had to go to a neighbor's place...
Right to bare arms? All of a sudden, the constitution is supporting redneck-ism....
DON'T COOK BACON NAKED. Just sayin.
Well played sir. Way to make me all hot and bothered.
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