So today I present to you a compilation of videos, some made by actual Mormons, some made by mocking observers.
Either way, they're funny as hell. That is, if you believe in hell.
I present.... Shit Mormons say. Walk around an Eastern Idaho mall on a Saturday, and you'll hear at least 60% of these 'isms' within an hour.
"I bless this donut... to strengthen and nourish my body..."