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1/26/12

Sh*t Mormons Say

Today is going to be brief, because it's going to be a long day for me.  Busy with work, busy with travel, and by the end of the day I hope to be 700 miles from here.

So today I present to you a compilation of videos, some made by actual Mormons, some made by mocking observers.

Either way, they're funny as hell.  That is, if you believe in hell.

I present.... Shit Mormons say.  Walk around an Eastern Idaho mall on a Saturday, and you'll hear at least 60% of these 'isms' within an hour.




"I bless this donut... to strengthen and nourish my body..."

17 comments:

  1. Leanna1/26/12, 8:52 AM

    Shit! Talk about a lame religion. I was a Catholic and I had more fun. Well, not as much fun as being a Pagan now, but DAYUM! I believe if Mormons had a humongus sex orgy, they might be more fun to be with. At least some of them might get laid. Hell I might even let one into my home. BWAHAHahahahahaaasnort! Well maybe not.

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  2. Tony Van Helsing1/26/12, 9:06 AM

    'I could be your missionary'. I'm using that line. And that last guy has Lego hair.

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  3. Haven1/26/12, 9:14 AM

    What the fuck is a DTR? Ugh! They say it like a million times. What is it!

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  4. Unknown1/26/12, 9:49 AM

    DTR means define the relationship. A sly way of saying "are we gonna get married or not???"

    Since, you know, they can't have sex until they're married...

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  5. Shutterbug1/26/12, 10:02 AM

    oh, so that's what dtr means... and what do those other acronyms mean?

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  6. D41/26/12, 10:50 AM

    All 3 of those videos mentioned David Archuleta. I could cry. What's the big deal with these guys? I mean, I'd have to be Mormon to begin with.. but I so could not have a Mormon wife D=

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  7. the Tsaritsa1/26/12, 11:13 AM

    DTR could also mean "down to romp," as in I'm down to take a romp in the woods with you, my virginal friend.

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  8. Sub Radar (Mike)1/26/12, 12:12 PM

    Had no idea there were mormons in Idaho... you can tell that they were made by mormons because they censored the usual title.

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  9. dopdavid1/26/12, 3:05 PM

    they always have funny ridiculous things to say. one time one gave me a thumbs down when i yelled hail satan

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  10. Leon Kennedy1/26/12, 3:20 PM

    mormons really love that david archuleta.
    Also I recently learned that former NFL qb Steve Young is a mormon. Never knew that

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  11. G1/26/12, 5:00 PM

    never knew about DTR either...

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  12. Axis1/26/12, 6:24 PM

    Hahahahahaha, great post.. Too many mormons in my town.

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  13. Anonymous1/26/12, 8:11 PM

    Way too much of that humor is lost on me...but man that is annoying!

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  14. Crack You Whip1/26/12, 10:23 PM

    We don't have any of those, but it still made me laugh!

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  15. Melanie1/26/12, 11:23 PM

    thank you for making my day a little brighter!

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  16. ~Fabi1/27/12, 12:48 AM

    They kind of remind me of the Evangelists here in Florida. *shudder*

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  17. A Daft Scots Lass1/27/12, 2:39 AM

    Hide! Here come the Mormons.

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