Fun Fact: 3 out of 5 households have some sex toys in them.
(another fun fact: 42% of all statistics are made up, and totally full of crap)
If you do the math, odds are good at least SOME readers have both sex toys and a dog (or dogs) in their household.
Now think about this... Dogs like to chew, yes? Bones, toys, tugs, whatever they can get a hold of.
I have a dog at home (Melody the German Shepherd), and there are a few toys locked away (I write from time to time for edenfantasys). I make sure the two are never combined, because I don't want my dog to be just another silly picture on the interwebs.
...because you know... if she ever found one and started gnawing on it, I'd take a picture first... when done laughing, I'd scold her...
But dogs sure do love their sex toys...
To have and to hold?
(and to chew?)
Why not, instead of getting it a people toy, get it it's very own designed-for-dogs sex toy??
...yes... they do exist...
...and it can be yours...
You can purchase one at the hotdoll website for a cool 149 Euros (plus shipping, if you live in the states like I do). They come in black or white, and you can buy extra 'receptacle' cones for an additional fee.
The last male dog I had was Spike, the horny Chihuahua. I was 10, and was in the phase of 'outgrowing' a lot of my stuffed animals. Remember Pound Puppies? I had one. Cooler. Around the time we got Spike, I was done with Cooler, so I gave the stuffed toy to the dog.
Spike loved it. Loved it long time. Loooong time...
That poor stuffed animal. When we finally threw it away it was stained and crusty. But you know what? Spike was happy. And that toy was a hand-me-down, originally $15.
Would I buy my dog a sex toy, if it were obsessed? Maybe. But would I spend over $100? Probably not...
Still, if it exists, there's probably a market for it...
