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Meet one of the newer businesses to pop up in Eastern Idaho: The Missionary Mall. It is where the young mormons go to shop to get clothing and accessories for their 2-year mission of preaching and harassing unsuspecting people.
For the Grand Opening, they even had a giant inflatable "Mormon Man" in the front.
Mormon Man is the second-dullest super hero in existence (Sorry Aqua Man, you just suck...)
The Missionary Mall is the Walmart-Equivalent for Mormons on the go. They have a checklist for missionaries on a budget, and everything comes with a 2-year guarantee, so you won't have to replace anything mid-mission.
Their lists is 2 Suits, 2 Pairs of Shoes, 6 ties, and 8 Shirts for 2 years of service. Think about that list the next time you meet a missionary. Smelly, over-worn pants and shoes...
Oh wait, that was college for me. Except I did it in 4 instead of 2. And got laid from time to time...
To any future-missionaries reading this: Can I give you a word of advice? Odor Eaters. And maybe a few extra pairs of pants. I know you're going to end up on my doorstep from time to time, but I'd rather not be able to see you, hear you, AND smell you. This isn't a 'how many senses can we stimulate' game...
If anyone wants to come to Eastern Idaho and open up a S&M store called "Heathen's Haven" next to this store, I will love you forever. Oh the shocked faces!
