So I arrived in California around 1pm Friday, and deep into SoCal around 3. What's a boy to do, with so much time on his hands?
How about as many un-Idaho things as possible?
I spent a little time at the beach, since Idaho doesn't have a beach yet has an assload of seagulls.
I drove around with the windows rolled down, enjoying the weather in the high 60's... (it's fucking 15 in Idaho...)
I turned my radio to an Old School Hip Hop station, since there is no rap or hip hop allowed on Idaho's airwaves... (for some reason...)
I also went to a REAL sex shop, since Idaho's stores are horrible. Their selection is bare, and most are hidden in cabinets so (gasp) the CHILDREN can't see!! I didn't come to buy, I just came to enjoy the smut.
Lastly, I met up with an old friend in Huntington Beach and hit up a gay bar.
Yes, there is the occasional gay bar in Idaho, but they can't hold a homo-erotic candle to the ones in Cali.
My friend helps coordinate the whole she-bang (collects the dolla dollas from the ground for the performers, sews costumes/wigs, etc) so I came to watch her do her thang, as well as try to catch up on old times when she had a moment to breathe.
Drinks flowed. The acts were hilarious. I mean, come on. Drag Queen Big Bird? Yeah, she was there. Drunken whore-ish Christmas Carols? In abundance.
Good times were had by all.
Unfortunately, I'm a bit out of practice. Around 1am I called it quits and headed back to the hotel. But not before the scantily-clad twink selling shots came up to me, flirted for a bit, and tried to get me to stick my hand down his boxer-briefs...
I think I broke his heart when I said:
"I'm sorry, but I have two things to confess: I'm taken and am faithful... and it's to a woman."
Poor guy didn't know what hit him. But it felt good, since I was seen as a hot piece of ass.
Saturday morning will be with my boys... if my Saturday evening is free, I may find some more un-Idaho things to do. The Adult Expo is in LA this weekend, and a porn expo sounds fun...
