All in a day's work...
I'm about to pull into my first store, and I noticed the khakis I were wearing had a few stains on them. I don't know what happened or when, but I couldn't visit client's with a "look at me" spot...
I headed to Kohl's, bought a nice pair of slacks (woot for Labor Day sales) and headed out the door. I found a Taco Bell to change in, and swapped pants. FINALLY I could start my day.
I get into my car, and start heading back to my first account.... when I feel something funny... in my pants....
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........
My inner thigh is buzzing...
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.........
"HOLY SHIT!" I think... "Is this a spider? Bee? Moth?" I start to freak. And oh yeah, I'm driving...
I grab my crotch area where the buzzing is, and kill whatever was inside. I hold on to dear life, just in case there is a stinger or poisonous fangs, and find a place to park. In a panic, I jump out of the car, strip out of my pants (10am in a North Salt Lake parking lot, people) and see this:
Not only was a moth living in these slacks, it was HUGE. I just lived through a rendition of "Mothra vs Godzilla" where the role of Godzilla was played by my penis.
And that's probably the only time you'll hear the words "godzilla" and "my penis" in the same sentence...
Fun times... and that was only the START of my day! What a way to start...
