My Cat Is Making Me Insane

I have blogged about my cat Weeble before, but she may be dead soon.   If she keeps up her current pace, she's bound to have an "unfortunate accident" and be strangled  by unknown forces...

You see, she likes to fuck with me.

I haven't been sleeping well lately, but Weeble doesn't care.  If was 5am, and she was out of food.  Can she wait a little while longer, when I naturally wake up?  Of course not...

First, she climbs onto my bed, and starts purring and rubbing against me, to wake me up.  Nothing.  She adds her cute little 'squeee' into the mix, saying "Wake up, daddy... I'm hungry..."

Still nothing.  I turn over, brush her off the bed, and go back to sleep.

Around the time I start falling back into a deep sleep, I hear *crrrrnch crrrrnch crrrrnch*

It's her.  And a plastic bag.

*crrrrnch crrrrnch*

She took a plastic bag out of the kitchen, brought it to the bedroom, and placed it on the side of the bed, near my head.  She's playing with it, as loudly as possible....  *crrrrnch crrrrnch*

After a few attempts at swatting her away (didn't work) I finally get up.  She trots to her food dish, looks up to me, and starts purring...

At this point, I'm severely miffed.   I feed her, curse at her for a second, and make my way back to bed.  I toss and turn for a few minutes, trying to find a comfortable position and drift back to sleep.  Just as I started floating back into dreamland........

*BEEEEP BEEEEP BEEEEP*  The alarm goes up.  Rise and shine....

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