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9/16/11

My Laptop is Female

...how do I know this?

...well, the clitoris kind of gave it away...
I was at a coffee shop, taking care of work emails and chatting up the staff, when one points out "What's up with the clit on your laptop?"

I'm confused... "excuse me?"

"The clit," she says.  "That big red button begging to be played with..."

And now, thanks to her, I can't get that thought out of my head.


It's a lenovo thinkpad, and it's my work laptop.  The button acts as a mouse when you don't want to use the touchpad, but I rarely ever use it.

But now, I can't take my hands off it.  I'm playing with it like it *is* a real clit, and I'm imagining my laptop enjoying every bit of it.

Speaking as a guy, it's never been so easy for me to find one and flick it.  Usually they're sneaky little buggers, and need a little coaxing before they come out to play.  Not with my laptop.  It's presented front-and-center, begging for your attention.

Now if only I could find the g-spot on this damn thing... I've heard it's near one of the USB ports, but I never seem to be able to find it.
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