The woman took her car to a local dealership for routine maintenance, when mechanics found a 1lb brick of cocaine strapped near the radiator, wrapped in electrical tape.
The woman bought the car 11 years ago, and local police suspect she was unaware of the drugs that have probably been attached to the car for ages.
The drugs, with a street value of roughly $40,000, were worth more than the car. Poor lady, that would have been more lucrative than playing the slots at the local Indian Casino.
So, in honor to granny and her coke-muleing, I present to you the best of internet cocaine memes:
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| The Classic |
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