The woman took her car to a local dealership for routine maintenance, when mechanics found a 1lb brick of cocaine strapped near the radiator, wrapped in electrical tape.
The woman bought the car 11 years ago, and local police suspect she was unaware of the drugs that have probably been attached to the car for ages.
The drugs, with a street value of roughly $40,000, were worth more than the car. Poor lady, that would have been more lucrative than playing the slots at the local Indian Casino.
So, in honor to granny and her coke-muleing, I present to you the best of internet cocaine memes:
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Wow...just wow. Could you imagine if the brick started to break apart and got sucked in through the heat/air vents and just went airborn into that lady's system!? Cause right now that is all I can think about. Granny all coked out behind the wheel! Sweet gentle Jesus...it's wrong but I'm laughing!
ReplyDeleteHank Hill. Bahaha
ReplyDeleteThat's a shame she didn't know - talk about a retirement hobby!
Everytime people ask me to do something foolish I just ask them if they will share the cocaine. Some get highly offended and some laugh and end up offering other drugs instead!
ReplyDeleteI like the second guys better.
Not that I've crawled under my car recently, but I have to at least peep under there every now and again. How would you even report that if you found it?
ReplyDeleteUm, hi officers, just hear my out. I had this pound of cocaine strapped to my car, but it's not mine, I swear.
hmmm, that's like a bad Reno 911 skit.Poor granny!
ReplyDeleteWow, either granny bought her car from an unreputable source, or the dealership she got it from was really lax with inspections. That, or granny's just playing the "old lady" card, and now she's out 40gs of product, and Guido's gonna be looking for her to break her hip.
ReplyDeleteMoral of the story : don't fall for false propaganda, if I need to live till 80 cocaine could do the trick
ReplyDeletelol why would the mechanic notify authorities. mechanics around here are all for partying
ReplyDeletePEOPLE, THIS IS WHY OLD LADIES MAKE THE BEST COKE RUNNERS...
ReplyDeleteShe plays innocent and doesn't go to jail. Or else, maybe she has alzheimers and forgot about the cocaine/delivery?
Maybe they don't make the best runners after all. They'll forget all about it.
Can you imagine the ass-whooping that the original owner got.
ReplyDelete"Dude, where's my Coke?"
"Uhhhhh it was attached to a car that I sold to an old lady."
"Yeah right, you lying sack of-" and then the beating commences.
That brick sure beats Granny's fixed social security income.I sure hope she learned her lesson and gets hooked up with Slick so she can get her a nice little nest egg.
ReplyDeletelmao....Awesome!! My favorite has always been in Corky Ramona when him and that dog are fighting over that cocaine and break it up. HILARIOUS!!!
ReplyDeletethe tiger is the best.
ReplyDeleteI really hope that if and when I am 82, I have cocaine in my car. Because THAT will be the time when I start doing crazy shit.
What happens to my comments in your blog Brandon?
ReplyDeleteOk, moral of the story : wanna live till 80 smoke weed.
I know a guy who is a park ranger, who came across a 80-something year old woman who had just rolled a mini-van. She was in shock, and he administered basic first aid until the cops and the ambulance showed up.
ReplyDeleteThe next day he was chatting with the cop who informed him that the rollover happened because the lady was transporting a ton of pot, which shifted in the back during a turn.
@Cap: For some reason, you were in my spam folder... Should be fixed now!
ReplyDeleteHi Brandon,
ReplyDeleteCocaine apparently IS all the rage. I just read about a woman from SLC who discovered Cocaine in Tampons. If you have time, it's an amusing TV clip. Hope you are well!
HOLY CRAP I AM SO THERE!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of person would even sell it to her anyway?! haha
ReplyDeleteHaha I love the bear.
ReplyDeleteWait where the hell did she get the car. Someone just oops forgot about taping a 1lb bag of cocaine to it?
Just absentmindedly didn't notice an absence of 40grand?
Man oh man do I wish I was that lady. Wait, whut?
The King of the Hill meme is the best :) She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie.... PROPANE!
ReplyDeleteOMG, I can't believe I just read this. I should be so lucky, lol.
ReplyDeleteLOL @ Tsaritsa! The photos were really funny. I wonder what that lady would have done had she known that she had $40k strapped in her car? Sold it? Snorted it?
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