Let me enlarge the cool parts for you:
Firstly, his kick-ass bumper sticker. Although I've never had a mormon girlfriend to test this out, I'll take him at his word.
Plus...
This license plate in such a xenophobic, ultra-conservative town is just ballsy. I wonder how many dirty looks he gets...
AWESOME. Dude, if you're reading this post, you rock. I want to be your friend. If your car wasn't parked at Walmart, I would have totally hung out to meet you. Sadly, I'm allergic to Walmart...
